K’Asshole

A man who fails at everything he attempts but still give you his unwanted opinion.

A K’Asshole is a failed Air Force cadet but yet I feel the need to crap on a much larger and more successful organization And more lethal that would never accept a jerk off like me.

K’Asshole by BadKarma714 December 12, 2025

Carhartt Asshole

Carhartt Asshole (noun)
A specific breed of menace.

Someone who wears Carhartt like it’s a personality trait and uses it as a license to be loud, rude, emotionally unavailable, and mildly intimidating for no reason.

Usually believes being “real” = being an asshole. Think: work boots indoors, zero inside voice, and the vibe of someone who tailgates you in traffic and calls it character building.

Common traits:
Swears they’re “just blunt”
Treats kindness like a scam
Has beef with customer service workers unprovoked
Thinks empathy is soft
Either actually works hard or cosplays blue-collar toughness

Yeah he showed up in a Carhartt jacket, interrupted everyone, and acted like decency was optional. Total Carhartt asshole.

Carhartt Asshole by Earthsigngaia December 16, 2025

Infinite Asshole Birth Paradox

A nonsensical concept that originated from a TikTok video in 2025.

It comes in and out through the hole. That's the infinite asshole birth paradox for ya.

Infinite Asshole Birth Paradox by roseluvies December 19, 2025

Argentinian asshole apple

an apple out of an Argentinian's ass

Guy 1: dude, I ate this apple and it tasted like shit
guy 2: thats because it's Argentinian asshole apple, you idiot
guy 1:*takes another bite*
Guy 2 that's fickin nasty

Argentinian asshole apple by Vin the bigg January 12, 2026

K'asshole

A man who has failed at everything he attempts, but still gives you his unwanted opinion

I'm a failed Air Force cadet, but yet I feel the need to shit on a much larger organization that would never accept a k'asshole like me

K'asshole by K'asshole April 16, 2026

Professional Assholete

A professional athlete who is too selfish, self-centered, stubborn, disconnected from reality, pampered, touchy, unable
to accept criticism.

The Philadelphia Phillies have too many professional assholetes even though they recently got rid of the biggest professional assholete Nick Castleanus, I mean Castellanos.

Professional Assholete by PhillyWizardOfTruth April 26, 2026

bleached asshole

someone who is insanely beautiful but also an asshole

“he’s a bit of a bleached asshole”

bleached asshole by fredbigs67 May 2, 2026