Taco Gestapo

When a woman cock blocks another woman. She can put up a "beaver dam" to stop flirtation. Taco gestapo can also be used as a noun.

"Me and this guy were totally hitting it off, but Sarah just had to come over and taco gestapo me!"

by sadwilli August 7, 2014

Taco Stain

Unsightly, yellow pit stain on a shirt.

"I have to get new white t-shirts...all of mine are old and have taco stains that won't come out, even with bleach."

by Rando_Person321654987 February 3, 2012

Taco ring

Ey sunny slice of cheese Imma get my wife a taco ring. Damn well better like it or else imma replace it with chalupa. Damn right chalupa mother truckers. VROOM BROOMMMMM!!!!

Ice box hello I'd like to make an order for a ring. Ok yea yea I want a taco ring just make the diamond colors taco colored.

by Tipzilla November 20, 2018

taco stand

the letter's stand in Scrabble game

You put your taco on the taco stand, while keeping the letters in your hand hahahaha what the fuck

*sigh*

by Riderman1 December 9, 2008

Shrimp Taco

The female vagina. This is due to the general appearance of the female vagina looking similar to a open shrimp.

I usually don't go down on women but her shrimp taco looked so good.

by TooLateToSaveMe May 8, 2017

Glossy taco

Christine (simplynailogical on Youtube)'s slang term that refers to a glossy nail top coat.

"Wow, your nails look so shiny and smooth! Isn't that nail glitter supposed to be textured?"
"I used a glossy taco to smooth it over."

by marsboys April 18, 2018

Taco Tantrum

An unnecessary tantrum of epic proportions over something that is insignificant, such as somebody fingering your taco; although the person cannot understand why other don’t share their rage. Also known as "Taco Meltdown."

Amber: Michael flipped the fuck out when the puta at Toca Bell touched his taco with that hand she was just handling cash.

Spec: That's gross...but did he really need to have a Taco Tantrum.

by Ararrahra January 4, 2010