The zezos egg is the rarest scp in the entire world, it's known to be named "Mankind's waste" because of how ugly it is. It has a brain of a 2 month old baby and has hair that can produce any amount of grease at will.
by AnakinShrine May 22, 2024
Get the Zezos eggmug. IT'S A GOD DAMN FOOD THAT CHICKENS POOP OUT
WHY THE HELL IS EVERYONE ASSOCIATING IT WITH EVERYTHING ELSE?!?!?!
WHY THE HELL IS EVERYONE ASSOCIATING IT WITH EVERYTHING ELSE?!?!?!
1: Whatcha have for breakfast today?
2: I had some eggs.
1: Where do baby chicks come from?
2: They hatch from eggs.
2: I had some eggs.
1: Where do baby chicks come from?
2: They hatch from eggs.
by THIS IS MR MAN BOI June 7, 2021
Get the EGGSmug. An Egg McMustache (a term built around the Egg McMuffin) is a fun thing to order at McDonald's to go with a two-piece Chicken McNutsack which is a term built around the famous Chicken McNuggets.
"These people didn't hear my order correctly. I ordered an Egg McMustache and they gave me an Egg McMuffin instead. They told me that eggs don't even have mustaches. No, but mustaches have eggs. Where do you think baby mustaches come from? I want a refund!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 6, 2023
Get the Egg McMuffinmug. Dude, she totally peppered my eggs.
I need to take a test, I think my eggs are peppered.
I have genital warts, I you are not careful, I may accidently pepper your eggs.
I need to take a test, I think my eggs are peppered.
I have genital warts, I you are not careful, I may accidently pepper your eggs.
by TheBaker23 May 14, 2011
Get the pepper your eggsmug. When Tina calls for overtime with a zero percent chance of rain and charges the black employees double for eggs
Oh shit! It’s sunny out, better bother the higher up because we got an egg event on our hands. I hope Euclides is there the light bill is due.
by HackAttack8 July 4, 2024
Get the egg eventmug. Reverse Scrambled Egg is a vomit and sperm-based sex act in which the boy is sick on a girl's naval and then proceeds to jizz on it.
Then couple can then proceed to do whatever; eat/drink it (depending on the consistency), dance around in it, or just wipe it away.
The name comes from the colour, a scrambled egg is white on bottom and yellow on top, a reverse is yellow (sick) on bottom and white (cum) on top
Then couple can then proceed to do whatever; eat/drink it (depending on the consistency), dance around in it, or just wipe it away.
The name comes from the colour, a scrambled egg is white on bottom and yellow on top, a reverse is yellow (sick) on bottom and white (cum) on top
Did you see Clive the other day, he was still ill from doing a Reverse Scrambled Egg.
I'm gonna break up with my girlfriend after she asked me to Reverse Scrambled Egg her and dance around in it.
I'm gonna break up with my girlfriend after she asked me to Reverse Scrambled Egg her and dance around in it.
by Flaagens March 6, 2014
Get the Reverse Scrambled Eggmug. Person 1: I'll have egg chops please.
Person 2: What's egg chops?
Person 3: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT EGG CHOPS ARE???
Person 2: What's egg chops?
Person 3: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT EGG CHOPS ARE???
by AbalashBashkala December 22, 2022
Get the egg chopsmug.