petting the pussy

female masturbation

Sandra couldn't answer the door because she was busy petting the pussy.

by joni September 20, 2003

dusty pussy

A pussy that is covered with cobwebs and dust because it sits dormant, usually on hella fugly bitches, or on fat wilderbeasts that have 8 or 9 fat rolls from their gut hanging over their pussy and have no chance of ever seeing daylight, or a dick.

That chick Megan is one fugly bitch. She's fat and ugly, and has one of the biggest fupas I have ever seen. Her stomach is tucked into her pants, her ass is 3 area codes over, and there's no way in hell she doesn't have a nasty dusty pussy.

by Mike -Hunt January 16, 2008

Plant Pussy

The plant pussy will avoid any conflict, argument or mild disagreement, if he thinks it might lessen his changes at enjoying your plants.

Larry told me some bullshit last night I wanted to argue about but I love Larry's sativas more. You can call me a "plant pussy", that's the truth, Ruth.

by funkspiel October 21, 2009

pussy grown

Word used to describe marijuana grown with diluted menstrual fluids.

Person 1: Wanna smoke some pussy grown?

Person 2: Why don't you shit in my mouth instead?

by n00b March 5, 2005

Pussy Cock

The action of cutting off your cock and shoving it in your partner's pussy

Partner #1 I am going to give you the best pussy cock ever!
Partner #2 Yes bitch

by Baznigger May 29, 2017

Pussy Cologne

The smell of pussy that can be smelled on a guy's dick, even a few days after having gotten laid (even after having taken a few showers); it's the smell of honor!

(Similar to having been sprayed by a skunk, except much, much cooler)

Lisa uses her Pussy Cologne on MOCO all the time; is she marking her territory?

by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2009

slangin pussy

to sell yourself like a prostitute

Last night I made bank slangin pussy.

by itsTORIbaby! March 12, 2008