Pebis University

Pebis University a school for the brightest minds in the word... Just kidding it’s a school for the dumbest people imaginable. You got a 5 on your ACT or a 0.9 GPA perfect your eligible for a full ride scholarship! We also host some of the worst sports team in the country from football to tennis we got you covered only at Pebis University!
Oh so you got invited to Pebis University? Congratulations your stupid.

Mom Dad I got accepted to Pebis University! Oh son so it’s true you are a failure.
by FOLLOWEROFPEBIS October 12, 2020
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birdball university

Place where birds go to ball up.
"Yo let's go to birdball university and cross up some blue jays" said the bird to his friend.
by A$APwayne6 March 09, 2017
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flat universer

a physicist who thinks the universe has zero curvature based on measurements of the observable portion of it, and who does not understand the concept of local flatness of a topological manifold
Yo, that physicist thinks he has ruled out spherical and hyperbolic models for space. There goes another flat universer.
by Dr Q July 26, 2024
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Universe forbid

The atheist/agnostic/non-religious way of expressing "God forbid".
Universe forbid we forget to file our taxes..

We will understand these concepts. Universe forbid anything bad happens.

Universe forbid we get a raise... *eye roll*!!!
by LingDanc803 September 23, 2023
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Seth David's cinematic universe (aka sdcu) made of rgb dinosaurs and other rgb things
Person 1 : ayo this youtuber Seth David is so cool
Person 2 : so is Seth David cinematic universe
by ilovebaejin June 10, 2022
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Rule #1 of the Universe

Max CANNOT say "no you" to James.

In any instance where James is complimenting Max, they cannot return the compliment with a "no u", uno reverse card or any other form of complimet reflection.
*also Max is valid and perfect*
James: "Ur great Max"
Max: "No u"
James: "No u"
Max: "You can't say that"
James: "Actually you can't according to Rule #1 of the Universe"
by Jamesanator December 23, 2020
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augusta university

Nice campus but that’s about all that’s nice about it. The management sucks. The professors could care less about actually teaching. The advisors only advise you by making your life difficult. Good music program and band tho.
Guy 1: That girl is a total Augusta university.

Guy 2: Damn you’re right. She’s fine as hell with a nice ass voice but past that, she’s fucked beyond belief.
by Ronald Jeremiah June 21, 2019
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