Steven Universe

Lesbian Space rocks

"Whats steven universe about?"
"Lesbian Space rocks"

by SUisGay September 29, 2022

Widener university

Boring school.

Widener university used to be great. Now boring af

by Fooks. September 30, 2022

Korea University

The superior half of the Korea-Yonsei rivalry (aka the only university that matters)

"Bro, why is everyone at Korea University so competitive?"
"Because we actually win. This isn’t Yonsei." 😆

by blue mushroom cat March 25, 2025

universal child care

When you are so broke, you allow ANY person to watch your child. Often at the behest of the State.

Luckily, My wife lined up some Universal Child Care from uncle Rick or else I would have missed golf today

by In the N October 12, 2022

Her Universe

A vagina. (Usually used in a romantic setting)

"I am obsessed with her universe"
"His universe is very nice"
"They sent me dirty pics of their universe"

by I'm-having-fun December 2, 2020

junior university

A university that a parent founded to memorialize their dead child. Leland Stanford Junior University in Stanford, California is this.

Unlike "junior college" or community college, the "junior" title does not infer the level of instruction at an institute.

Normally the term "junior college" refers to the level of instruction of what is basically community college. These are typically two or three-year "diploma" or "associate degree" programmes for tradespeople, technicians, technologists, nursing assistants or others in various roles who assist university-educated professionals or do useful work.

A "junior university" on the other hand, is just an ordinary university that some parent named after their kid.

by bitchuck October 22, 2025

Salisbury University

A place that has Hispanic and African American gang bangers as well as white supremacists enrolled at the university. Be careful what you say in school because it might get you "green lighted". This school does nothing to prevent gang bangers from infiltrating higher academia. This school's motto is more like: Kill, rape, control, instead of learn, live, lead. Freedom of speech does not exist at this university because it is likely to get you: "green lighted". I have never met dumb fucks like these in my life. This school reminds you everyday that you failed in high school and should have broken your back to get better grades. A simple complaint here, can also get you "green lighted" and if you have a normal fear reaction = "green light". This school is a reminder of American failure/extremism at its finest.

I went to Salisbury University too!
Kill, rape, control!

by Papalolo2 June 18, 2022