sphincter retardation

When your ass hole doesn't know whether it should shit or clamp up.

Bradley scared Andrew so bad that he had a case of sphincter retardation.

by Dizzy D. May 3, 2018

Retarded

Supporting the “current thing”

If you have 🇺🇦 anywhere in your “X” profile, you are retarded.

by JDeez Nuts August 10, 2023

Retarded

The farthest thing past stupid. Absolutely brain-dead

Bryleigh is retarded

by icekingicekingiceking December 18, 2020

Retard

A mentally unstable person

OR

to tard again

Person 1: I retarded the TV so it works now.

Person 2: Wtf... are you retarded?

by obamaworshipper18 December 17, 2019

Retarded head

Crazy good head
Extraordinary; fantastic; amazing
Gluck Gluck 9000 equivalent

Ralph: hey jason, how was ur night?
Jason: it was quite good. Received retarded head!!!!!!!

by anonymous April 18, 2021

retarded clump of gas

it's a person who is just acting stupid. They act so stupid that it's funny. You calling someone this makes what you were laughing at even more funny. (NOT MEANT TO USE IN A SERIOUS MANNER)

''HAHAHA, oh my goodness that is so funny imma go get some more food''
''Okay.....''
**KNOCKS OVER BAG OF PRETZELS**
''HAHAHAHAHAHA did you just knock over the pretzels you retarded clump of gas HAHAH.''
**EVERYBODY STARTS LAUGHING**

by Tk4real January 24, 2018

retard

(Offensive slang) used as a disparaging and abusive term for a person who has intellectual disabilities, originally US.
By extension, you can use this word to describe a person who is extremely foolish, dumb or stupid.

Retard usage

Note: this word is pronounced as ‘REE-tard’, not ‘ri-TARD’ (inoffensive sense for delay or slow down).
Note: this word is outdated and considered offensive and the senses above should be avoided.

by marcotoa January 19, 2025