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I wish “x” was real 

When people say that they wish “x” was real, what they mean is that they live in another parallel dimension where “x” is a worldwide conspiracy theory. Looking at our universe, they wish that they had the same thing.
person -23: Man, I wish fr*nch people were real
person 197.6: why would you wish that?!
person “x” where (-x^2-3x+5)/6x=0: I wish cats were real
I wish “x” was real
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being so real

A: tommy lefroy is my favourite band!
B: being so real, i’ve never heard of them
being so real by WolfDog101 November 23, 2023

Keep it real 

keeping it real: ‘^ present tense for full of shit - example man walks into friends apartment and says: “ Yo… I’mma keep it real, red doesn’t look good on you.”… then later leaves and hops into his busted ass Toyota Camry.

^^* keeping it real - last used in a cool way in 2012.

^^^* keep it real - to be so full of themselves that they believe their perception is the standard for reality. Be prepared to be blessed with tactless honesty.
Yo imma keep it real, you sister is fine AF.”

True and Real

A phrase used on legacy Minecraft servers to mean that something is definitely true and not false.
for example when someone says This thing is nice or says anything that is clearly true
the response that people in the legacy community say is usually just: True and Real

gin if real 

any average, unkempt and bland looking male with brown hair and facial hair and absolutely expressionless thousand kilometer stare
scott howl.. yep gin if real
big boss mgs... yep gin if real (No! that is not solid snake)
professur birch... yep gin if real
herobrine? yep gin if real
barbie? yes gin if real
eggman? eggman nega? no! that is gin if real
harry dubois? yes that is gin if real
blacksmith guy from genshit impact , yes that is gin if real if gacha

also call me on whtasapp i resell vintage and ket
gin if real by sirsquirg April 4, 2024

We go together real bad 

A super definitely 100% committed relationship that you should not take lightly just get ready for the ride of all things, girlfriend boyfriend and then after one week skip to husband wife
You have to know if I give you my goodies we go together real bad! Your mines now!