Pumpkin Smurfing

When a male prostitute disguises himself as a female adolescent to attract pedophiles and eventually have sex with them. Once in the act, the prostitute reveals his wang, and ass blasts the innocent pedophile giving him AIDS. Also there is a pumpkin.

Bro, that chick last night was a dude! My ass is so sore, he was definitely pumpkin smurfing.

by BizzyBalls June 5, 2022

Pumpkin Cheese

Usually during Halloween, when you wear a clown costume and surprise your pumpkin chai latte ugg wearing girlfriend from behind with the penis drawn, she splashes his dick. The boiling pussy remains are otherwise known as pumpkin cheese.

Me: Doctor, what happened?
Doctor: Son, you have the worst case of pumpkin cheese I’vve ever seen.

by SaneClownPussie August 1, 2022

PUMPKAFI

Act of turning into a pumpkin

I can not state out that late or I will pumpkafi.

by Vagabond0722 September 12, 2022

Pumpkincist

It is when you insult a pumpkin.

imagine being pumpkincist!!

by sussypumpk1n September 21, 2022

Pumpkyn yourself

Pumpkyn yourself: 1) an infants costume: to receiving sugary treats, taking photos, or sitting in front of a smaller person blocking ones view. 2) to plant yourself.

Example: I felt bad for being a pumpkyn yourself to the kids table and the dessert table.

by anonymous October 17, 2022

Pumpkin

*pumpkin noises*

*pumpkin noises*

by PVMPKN October 20, 2022

Pumpkiner

A person who eats a lot of pumpkin or pumpkin flavored foods.

Well Tom sure is a real pumpkiner this time of year

by Romanpumpkin November 6, 2022