brain jump

When your brain shuts down for a split second and when it starts again you yell "Brain jump!"

Hoon(staring in space): "Brain jump!"
Everyone else: (Oblivious to him talking)

by dirty_dog_farmer February 4, 2015

Brain Fart

To say or do a stupid

"When I first saw that text I had forgotten what we were talking about and I was like woah what the hell"
"lol, dem brain farts"

by Lemoncake August 15, 2015

Daddy's Brain

When you have so many kids and all you think about is working, providing for your kids, and protecting your family. Obsessing over these matters so much that you cannot remember anything else. (ie. niece's birthdays, religious holidays, politics, and daily small details about life)

Tay has 3 kids, so he has an extreme case of Daddy's Brain.

by JoMomma923 August 27, 2018

food brain

A verb; to enter a state of mind where all is incomprehensible until delicious food such as Paczki enters the mouth hole. Occures often and can lead to severe frustration if not properly cared for.

Boi, you got mad food brain, let's get you chow ASAP.

by Hashtagdealwithit January 13, 2017

Inflatable brain

A euphemism for "penis".

I normally hate chick flicks but when she asked me my inflatable brain took over.

by kongles April 17, 2015

dog brain

Dog Brain- When someone is off the all going crazy. Can’t seem to do anything right with crack head energy.

Dog brain- Man that girl is crazy she must have dog brain.

by mbratton120 August 24, 2022

Brain Snack

When you constantly work and your brain is so hungover you need to take a break and have a "Brain Snack".

Bob: Damn, so much work, I need a brain snack
Bob (Sub conscious): Stop eating you fat slob

by Thar Master December 6, 2015