Mom Jokes

Dad jokes that try to teach you a lesson.

"That's not a bold idea, that's a bad idea!" said Senator Amy Klohbuchar while updating her special skills to include mom jokes.

by DodiePardalas September 14, 2019

Your mom

what people substitute in for an answer in third grade, and have absolutely no idea what it means. Commonly used by older people, which is sad, because the only time it was funny was in third grade.
stupid fuckers

mom- what did you do at school today honey?
idiot kid- your mom
mom- im sorry i pushed you out of my vagina

by AliceSuperstarrr October 9, 2012

Dirty mom

When your mom is a shut and ducks her biological sons penis

My mom is a slut and gave me a dirty mom

by Yeet main November 7, 2020

mom jockey

a mom who sexually harasess her childs friends

"dude davids mom was being a really bad mom jockey to me yesterday

by mantos September 20, 2009

Security Mom

The largest ignored voting block in America.

We want intelligent effective national and personal security not Napolean style boots on the ground conquering.

We love men who are honorable, courageous, loving, encouraging, and protective to friends and family but fiercely aggressive to those who prey on the weak. Bring back real masculinity.

We believe that these men will heal our nation and we are by their side for support.

The Republican and Democratic party are ignoring the security Mom vote. It would be wise for them to appeal to this largely purple suburban demographic.

by WomenLoveMasculineMen December 5, 2020

Ur mom

She is fat

Guy1: Is your mom fat
Guy2: No you😎😎😎

by ShrekpornStripperMonke January 23, 2022

Your mom

The most versetile joke on the planet.

Teacher: No you can't bring donuts to the christmas party because they're full of sugar. Christopher: Your mom is full of sugar.

by Punk rock lover March 29, 2010