Marine Corps 

The finest branch in the United States military. Also men who have developed infinite patience from listening to people call them "stupid" dropouts, especially when the Marine Corps only accepts .02% of its annual recruiting quota to be high school dropouts, and even then the recruits still have to have attained a GED. Also ironically, most people talking shit on the Marine Corps tend to constantly misspell words and use terrible punctuation in their posts. (Must be army loyalists, all you need to enlist in the army is to be able to correctly spell your name on the dotted line, which this Marine learned to do when he was three.)

Prospective recruit 1: Should I join the Army or the Marine Corps?
Prospective recruit 2: I'm joining the Army because I'm a pussy little bitch and the Marine recruiter told me I had to lose weight and I might have to kill someone and get shot at myself. In the army all I have to do is fix refrigerators

Marine Corps by E-4 grunt November 1, 2007

Marine Wife 

Some one married to a marine. The hardest job in the military. The Prettiest girls in the world. Will be away from their husbands for usualy six months at a time.

As of Oct. 18, 2008 i will be a marine wife.

Marine Wife by Icey N. B. July 10, 2008

Marihuano 

Adj. Marijuana smoker. A person under the influence of marijuana

Miren amigos, un gringo marihuano!
(Look fellows, a gringo get stoned!)

Marihuano by Vladimir Kacharov October 22, 2006

marinara season

Alternate term for the bloody days of the female menstrual cycle. Most commonly used in public places.

Duder 1: "Yo man did you get laid last night?"

Duder 2: "No doggy, it's marinara season."

Duder 1: "Oh snap! That sucks."

marinara season by westfalia December 18, 2009

Marilyn's Law 

Any discussion regarding portrayals of female beauty in the media, especially in regards to weight and shape, will devolve into a discussion of Marilyn Monroe's dress size (what it was, whether it was a constant, what it would be in today's dress sizes, whether she presented a more realistic beauty ideal, etc.)

A: I can't believe how skinny models have gotten!
B: I know! I wish we lived back in the 1960s when people liked a woman with real curves.
A: Did you know Marilyn Monroe wore a size 12?
B: Can't we have a discussion about this without invoking Marilyn's Law? You know she had to diet and exercise and get plastic surgery, right? It's not like there were no unachievable standards of beauty for women and all was well with the world back then, either.

Marilyn's Law by Theoretical Shopaholic March 30, 2011

Mariamo 

Decedents of Royalty from Northern Ethiopian Country now known as Eritrea after liberation in May of 1991. Mariamo(s) were said to have been the gift from god to the African people as leaders back into the holy world. Their have been different versions of Mariamo decendents such as Tesfemariam, Gebremariam, & Habtemariam. Regardless of its transformation the original Mariamo blood is said to be running through any true Eritrean/Ethiopian Habeshan. Mariam originally meaning Virgin Mary the Mother of Jesus himself is extended in an Italian accent to symbolize the independence of a true leader. The use of the Italian language was enforced because of the strong influences of the 30 yr war lead in East Africa. Not only has it lead to a more extensive culture but it has also created a new Italianate way of living from food to personalities. In all essence if you surround yourself with a true Mariamo you are in the path of good fortune.

It's amazing how he leads the way like a Mariamo.

Mariamo by Mariamo November 21, 2011

marinated

to be intoxicated; drunk; twisted; and or schwasted. Describing the result of drinking too much.

person 1: yo dude lets drink this weekend

person 2: im so down man, i wanna get stupid marinated

marinated by monte queso December 17, 2011