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..You fuck one donkey!

The shortened version of "If a man has sex with a man, it doesn't make him gay. But you fuck one donkey, and everyone will call you donkey fucker until you die."

It means that some deeds are so horrifically memorable that you will be known for it, even if the act or event was a one time thing.
Bill: Hey guys! What are you cooking for Thanksgiving?
Simon: I don't want you in the kitchen, you might get a semi.
James: Haha, turkey fucker!
Bill: C'mon man, that was when I was 14. God....You fuck one donkey!
by penisshakes October 9, 2024
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Donkey car

When a bunch of circus Mexicans pack theirselves into a tiny car!
Them niggas just pulled a donkey car!
by Boombang! May 10, 2014
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National Donkey Day

8 May 2024 - National Donkey Day. A day to celebrate a white donkey at Sondela Nature Reserve. Might be he's birth day or something. I just work here.
"Did you know it's National Donkey Day?"
"What is National Donkey Day?" "A Sondela thing."
by Rae. Potgieter May 8, 2024
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Donkey Grip

That Puss that has the grip of a tight ass (Donkey/Ass)
I have the most tightest, fattest, meatiest, donkey Grip, icky sticky coochie in the entire world.
by The Yehudanater April 4, 2022
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Donkey

A Racing game showcasing the IBM PC's Graphical powers. The game is about a car avoiding donkeys on the road.
The IBM PC comes bundled with Donkey.
by Darkbross November 9, 2022
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donkey bonnet

A nice way of calling someone an asshat. someone who is up to stupid.
"Damn, Jill do hear all that dumb, Jake was talking? He was being a real donkey bonnet."
by starnermy January 3, 2023
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