Chocolate blow dryer

A chocolate blow dryer is the act of sharting in a sleeping woman's face.

Man last night I gave that chick a chocolate blow dryer!

by Eng3dean August 20, 2016

Chocolate Covered Walnuts

When your balls are deep in an African American woman's mouth

I can't leave her, I would miss my chocolate covered walnuts

by ddawg9999 November 23, 2016

chocolate mud puppies

one or more quality poops, sometimes messy but not necessarily foul in stench

*Derek shitting in the bathroom*
Andrew- Derek, what the hell are you doing in there?!

Derek- shut up, I'm making some chocolate mud puppies here!

by Dhouse November 2, 2015

Chocolate Flash Bang

When you shart into a persons eyes temporarily blinding them.

I just gave him a chocolate flash bang and he was so scared.

by Midsize October 24, 2018

Freeze you with this chocolate

When a black man says “yo ima freeze you with dis chocolate”

Freeze you with this chocolate, means he gonna put u in a wheelchair and make you paralyzed (aka frozen)

by Jackryan.f July 8, 2018

Chocolate Covered Rasberry

The act of blowing a Rasbery into someones butthole while having sex.

"How'd it go with Tiffany last night?"

"Pretty good, I gave her a chocolate covered rasberry and blew her up like a ballon!"

by Captainsaveablow July 21, 2018

chocolate hail storm

Shitting on something or someone.

The landscaper told me I have an armadillo problem digging up holes in my yard. He recommended peeing on the holes to drive them away. I took it a step farther and gave them a Chocolate Hail Storm!

by Hootie79 August 16, 2018