Don't Shoot the Car

Not to do something stupid

Mike: Hey dude I'm going to steal from Walmart, they wont stop shoplifters! (true)
Joe: Calm down man, Don't shoot the car!

by MakfromCali9109202 December 16, 2008

Hairdresser car

A small 'sports car featuring an overpowered engine. Predominantly owned by girls & 'metro' boys. examples include: celica, mx-5, s2000, 350z, 370z, mr2, audi tt. occupants of these vehicles invariably buy them because they are "stylish" not because of any performance or convenience factors. Often garners the argument "i'd beat you in corners" or "its not a hairdressers car! its a sports car!" the nissan 350z was nominated hairdressers choice of the decade

You drive a 350z? Dude that's a hairdresser car.

by Tray678 August 25, 2021

car

Vroom Vroom Boy

LOOK JIM IS RUNNING OVER JAKE PAUL IN A CAR.

by Jack Hoff #16 September 30, 2020

urban car inventor

while reading the definitions of several nations and countries in the urban dictionary one may recognize that its common to mention cool inventions that are made in this countries. the strange thing is: all of them invented the car!
so check out wikipedia. the history of the car is long, including inventors from England, Germany, Netherlands, Belgium etc.

its the phenomena of the urban car inventor

by Dudenextdoor March 17, 2008

Car

A useful weapon used by drunks who decided that no one should be safe while trying to get home. Cars can also be used as ranged weapons if the driver is willing to jump out of the vehicle. They also have kidnapping potential with the invention of the trunk.

I am going to run that bitch over with a car.
Get in the trunk you stupid bitch.
No officer I didn't hit her with my car.

by TheUnlucky13 November 17, 2022

A sexy car man

CAPERS ZENTMEYER

Fuck me in the Porsche daddy - Kelsey about a sexy car man

by kcsknowsbest February 6, 2022

An Car

A car so boring and malaise that it's no longer just a car, it's "an car". Examples may include a Mazda 3 sedan, Toyota Corolla sedan or a Hyundai Accent

I drive a base 2018 silver Toyota Camry. It's pretty much as "an car" as "an car" can get.

by Mike DiBenedetto February 10, 2023