vagina slingshot

when the vacuum created by inserting a tampon causes bodily fluids to be released from the vagina at high velocities when said tampon is removed.
"the blood spatter on the wall of this toilet stall is clearly the result of the vagina slingshot effect"
by boatsagainstthecurrent September 21, 2017
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vagina five

Verb. When one woman approaches another, declaring some good vagina news (clean std screening, great orgasm, clean Pap smear, etc), the receiver of such news plants the equivalent of a high/low five to the vagina that shared the good vagina news, a vagina five. Can also apply to anyone who has aided a vagina in climax and afterwards shares a ‘good game’ pat with said vagina.
This guy from tinder made me cum the other day, and afterwards slapped my vagina real light a few times. When I asked what he was doing, he said a vagina five!
by Organicholas April 16, 2024
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Vagina Mafia

Popular shows made for women, starting with daytime television for housewives, like the View.

The organization has been expanded in recent years to include folks like Emma Watson and Hannah Gadsby, even Jimmy Fallon (a rare male member of the clandestine group).

The male equivalent (dick mafia?) would be something like the Joe Rogan Experience, or the now discontinued Opie and Anthony show.
"You know who I'm talking about? Oprah and them, the vagina mafia!"
by JarHead773 March 09, 2022
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Pooey Vagina

1. This is a more offensive way to say "Shit Cunt".

2. Politically that correct way to say "Shit Cunt".
I don't know why my mum has to be such a Pooey Vagina all the time

Why are you being a Pooey Vagina

Fuck off you Pooey Vagina
by Samboidy October 11, 2019
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Vagina Sisters

Two friends who are so close their menstrual cycles are in sync.
Girl 1: "Stephanie sure has been hanging around Erica a lot.. Do you think they're vagina sisters yet?"
Girl 2: "I'm not sure but I'd have to say so.."
by Kawaiikittypop September 12, 2014
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vagina meadow

A phenomenon that occurs when a woman has not shaved her pubic hair in a few days, but there's not enough hair to constitute a forest.
"I haven't showered in three days and now I have a vagina meadow."
by whimmaeha May 14, 2014
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penis balls in my vagina

when an awesome epic wiener is inserted directly into a warm wet slimy puss, it then grows balls.
guy 1: “yo dude, what did u do with that girl last night
guy2: “bro, we had some fire penis balls in my vagina”
by p3nIs balls May 16, 2021
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