No Nut 365

Finishing what No Nut November started. Men solve the world's problems by eliminating the disease that is the human species.

"hey Carl, why don't you have kids yet? You're already 37." "No thanks I'm not having kids, I'm not even nutting... I'm on that No Nut 365 life."

by Deorven December 3, 2020

Gru's Nut

Semen from a Gru of despicable me

I love Gru's Nut.

by DeezGruNuts May 30, 2018

Tuf Nut

Tuf Nut is used in a similar situation to tuf shit however it is used only when sexual interactions are being denied.

"Come on babe, I need to fuck"
"Tuf nut, you ain't getting any after what you said"

by C F 99 December 15, 2020

nut dump

when a male is performing sexual acts on a woman, preferably the anus, and dumps her immediately after busting a nut

guy 1: I just nut dumped my gf of 8 years, she gave really crappy head
guy 2: Now thats what i call a cool story bro

by Ju Myron November 8, 2013

nut merchant

can mean either-
1) a stupid or arrogant person, or

2) something (usually a feat) which is impressive.

Look at that fucking nut merchant.

This shot's going to be a right nut merchant.

by Panzervarg May 18, 2010

Nut bread

A type of pastry that exist in Mother 3 as well as in real life

Flint ate some Nut bread

by oopsydoooopsy July 30, 2020

Nut-slit

Ventilation for male genitals

"I wish I had a Nut-slit as it's too hot right now*

Or

" Come play in my Nut-slit"

by Chalet super spreader March 13, 2020