Jesus Christ in a cardigan sweater

1. An exclamation used when in pain or shock.

2. The indie Jesus.

1. Guy: "Jesus Christ in a cardigan sweater! That fucking hurt!"

2. Person: "So I ran into Jesus at Urban Outfitters today..."

by Lunar Escape January 11, 2009

sweet italian fucking jesus!

An exclamation of shock/surprise.

You have your hair cut, coloured and styled in a top salon by a man wearing more make-up than you. He tells you the cost of your new barnet - you gasp, then mutter "'sweet italian fucking jesus!' I won't be coming back here again"

by Laura Wilson November 24, 2005

fluff your jesus

stacy is a fucking donut puncher

yo, don't be a fucking donut puncher...u just said fluff your jesus

by 315 & T-Dog! March 27, 2003

Jesus christ monkey balls

Originally used by Eric Cartman in South park.
-Used to describe something obscenely awesome or cool.

Friend 1- Hey, I just bought the first copy of Grand Theft Auto 4, want to go play it?
Friend 2- Holy Jesus Christ Monkey Balls yeah!

by Nick Durp April 29, 2008

would Jesus microwave a burrito?

would jesus microwave a burrito?
or just zap it with some crazy ass lightning bolt magic!

yo jesus, microwave me a burrito

by God September 27, 2004

real men love jesus

Christian heterosexual human males that were born male, and believes himself to be male, (so no puppets or androids) show affection towards another male who lived 2000 years ago named Jesus, who is also the one and only Son of the God of the Christian tradition. This love is one of admiration and worship, not necessarily sexual in nature.

Real men love Jesus, so I don't think that Pinocchio counts.

by Smrff February 3, 2008

jesus shamoly and holy kebabs

- 'Jesus' refers to christ the saviour
- 'shamoly' is an excellent word
- 'holy' links to 'Jesus'
- 'kebabs' is the meaty treat which is likey to give you food poisoning available form your local kebab shop

person 1: ''look, there is a pair of homosexual german men wearing skin-tight lycra catsuits'''

person 2: JESUS SHAMOLY AND HOLY KEBABS

by steph December 20, 2004