Duck

A duck is a swimming bird, a duck swims with its two dildos

Wow look at that ducks dildos

by Swallow me March 14, 2018

Duck Pucker

Derogatory descriptive noun to describe disgust with something which blatantly disrespects either consent, agency, or free-will; or describing disgust at a situation which leaves you with limited, coerced, or a single choice under duress. When inebriated with slurred speech it can come out or be misunderstood to be saying "Fuck fucker."

I only have so much control over the duck pucker my sugar daddy holds over me.

by Carotid November 1, 2020

blond duck

An attractive, or whimsical yet unexpected rarity/oddity; something that would cause a person, at the sight of it to say, "Wull gee, aint that somethin?" Such as finding a two dollar bill folded into a crane under your seat at a football game, or finding some petrified wood that still looks exactly like a stick, or a two-headed jackal-ope in a taxidermy shop, or a mini-cooper with giant tires and hydraulics.

Well I'll be darned ... aint that a blond duck of all things? A mobile cheese shop that goes around via a cow-shaped blimp... I will indeed be darned.

by boronanon April 3, 2015

Duck

A warm blooded vertebrate. Mammal. Males have a pretty black color with a green swirl under their tail feathers and white underneath. Females have a tan color with minute (tiny) black spots all over their feathers. They most likely will have orange bills,and their teeth feel and look like sandpaper. Their feet may be a dissolved colored orange, or solid orange.

1.) Look at that duck !
2.) A duck is my favorite animal .
3.) There is a duck sitting over there by the water.

by I do edits on youtube TwT September 1, 2020

Duck Sanctuary

The most superior bird cult following our dear leader ironsanctuary on tik tok. They are superior to the Step Chickens.

The members of Duck sanctuary are superior.

by Parker.108 May 14, 2020

fuck and duck

New twisted term for rape.

"Uh yeah dude, I fuck and duck her," says the ASU frat boy.

by hihihihiheee March 27, 2023

duck mustard

the blood of a duck; or also the smell of a duck that you usually get on your person from duck hunting for several hours. also when you nail a duck and he goes down on the first gunshot. per Jacob

Man you got duck mustard all over you.
You mustard his azz.

by Jake Joy December 25, 2007