Keurig blue light special

A phenomena that occurs 2 times a day: morning and afternoon. When crawling to the coffee machine in a desperate need of caffeine, popping in the Keurig coffee pod, watching with anticipation the machine warming up, and to your horror the bright blue light pops on, thus signaling the realization the asshole who last used it didn’t refill the water container.

Joanie shuffled into the kitchen at 6am to get her much needed cup of coffee, and waited the requisite 45 seconds while the Keurig machine warmed up. Then the dreaded blue light appeared. In middle class society, Joanie was afflicted with what has become known as the Keurig blue light special.

by Grant Rampus September 7, 2019

Special Snowflake

A pejorative term for someone who considers themselves in some way more unique or better than the people surrounding them. Comes from the fact that since every snowflake is unique, not one of them is 'especially' so.

Generally used to describe 'woke' people who consider themselves superior, but has come to encompass a broader definition, especially vain narcissists.

A: Napoleon was such a fucking special snowflake.
B: And we love him all the more for it.

by বোন রোদ July 27, 2023

The Guthrie Special

The act of having a friend call with a fake emergency to bail you out of spending anymore time with another girl/guy

Bro this girl STILL won’t leave my place after last night…i think i need The Guthrie Special

by Trevor Lawrence January 21, 2023

Doug Putt Special

The load that pays the best for the least amount of hours worked. A virtual gravy train.

Hey, did you hear, I finally got dispatched on a Doug Putt Special! I can sleep in, and beat all of the other drivers back to the yard. And guess what? I'm going to make the most money that day 😉

by Pigeon Bandit January 17, 2024

Jena special

A term that roughnecks from Jena, Louisiana use in regards to a bud light and a sloppy blowjob.

I heard motorhand Billy and derickhand Dave were going to ease up to the gentlemans club after tour and order up a few Jena specials!

by Tcruse96 August 19, 2022

Special Species of Retard

When someone is acting so much like a retard that they are different than your average retard

Damn Jose, you are a special species of retard.

Jesus Luis, are you a special species of retard?

by OP_eLaniM December 13, 2018

The Barber Special

Total an utterly gay , enjoys anal, and long walks on the beach!

A.J was running a race and got the sudden taste for huge cock and done his cool down getting gangbanged in the locker room. While planning his beach vacation. “The Barber Special”

by RatStealer449 January 28, 2018