When someone from the Lumberjack community is the victim of some hoe's wrong doing, pours maple syrup in their hand, calls her a douche bag, and double slaps that hoe with their pimp hand dripping with syrup.
by lumjackin112 May 6, 2011
Get the Lumberjack Hoe Slapmug. Two decibels louder/harder than a poes klap #poesklap . A slap administered by running at the recipient to maximise the effect of an open handed slap to the face.
by Quin_KX May 18, 2019
Get the Running fuck slapmug. Defined: During sex, doggy-style whilst standing up. When you get to the point of cumming way too early than you wanted too. So you pull out, literally jump straight up and do hand motions as if you are taking a jump-shot in basketball. On the way down, you open your palms up and slap both butt cheeks with full desire.
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"Bro! Last night I was with this chick, we got freaky in bed and I gave her a double Jump slap her".
by Burner Mike 7 August 16, 2019
Get the Double Jump Slapmug. by Ding ding bing bong October 17, 2019
Get the Slap Patrekur daymug. Okay so since there’s nothing to do this month i’ve decided to make it slap grab ass month. SPREAD THE WORD. All throughout December you can slap someone’s ass and then grab it.
*SMACK*
Emma: Why’d you just slap my ass and then grab it?!?!?!
Mya: Because it’s December! Slap Grab Month! You know what that means.
Emma: Why’d you just slap my ass and then grab it?!?!?!
Mya: Because it’s December! Slap Grab Month! You know what that means.
by BaddestBitchPeriod14 December 12, 2019
Get the Slap Grab Monthmug. by ThunderManzi March 25, 2011
Get the glove slapmug. When a regular bitch-slap just isn't enough, a Ninja bitch-slap incorporates the ancient use of covert agents or mercenarys of feudal Japan specializing in unorthodox arts of war. The functions of the ninja included espionage, sabotage, infiltration, assassination, as well as open combat in certain situations. The underhanded tactics of the ninja were contrasted with the samurai, who were careful not to tarnish their reputable image.
A properly executed Ninja bitch-slap will probably land you a top spot on the bad ass list, right under Chuck Norris.
A properly executed Ninja bitch-slap will probably land you a top spot on the bad ass list, right under Chuck Norris.
Scott: I wouldn't mess with Trevor if I were you, man.
I heard he Ninja bitch-slapped one guy so hard he left the country- completely disappeared...
Joey: That guy graduated dumbass,
he works at Taco Bell.
Scott: Oh, did he, Joey?
..Did he?
I heard he Ninja bitch-slapped one guy so hard he left the country- completely disappeared...
Joey: That guy graduated dumbass,
he works at Taco Bell.
Scott: Oh, did he, Joey?
..Did he?
by thesameoldshit March 9, 2010
Get the Ninja bitch-slapmug.