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Lumberjack Hoe Slap

When someone from the Lumberjack community is the victim of some hoe's wrong doing, pours maple syrup in their hand, calls her a douche bag, and double slaps that hoe with their pimp hand dripping with syrup.
Bitch had a nic fit so I gave her the Lumberjack Hoe Slap.
by lumjackin112 May 6, 2011
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Running fuck slap

Two decibels louder/harder than a poes klap #poesklap . A slap administered by running at the recipient to maximise the effect of an open handed slap to the face.
My ex boss deserves a running fuck slap
by Quin_KX May 18, 2019
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Double Jump Slap

Defined: During sex, doggy-style whilst standing up. When you get to the point of cumming way too early than you wanted too. So you pull out, literally jump straight up and do hand motions as if you are taking a jump-shot in basketball. On the way down, you open your palms up and slap both butt cheeks with full desire.

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"Bro! Last night I was with this chick, we got freaky in bed and I gave her a double Jump slap her".
by Burner Mike 7 August 16, 2019
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Slap Patrekur day

October 17th is a day you can slap patti
Slap the kid day Slap Patrekur day
by Ding ding bing bong October 17, 2019
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Slap Grab Month

Okay so since there’s nothing to do this month i’ve decided to make it slap grab ass month. SPREAD THE WORD. All throughout December you can slap someone’s ass and then grab it.
*SMACK*

Emma: Why’d you just slap my ass and then grab it?!?!?!
Mya: Because it’s December! Slap Grab Month! You know what that means.
by BaddestBitchPeriod14 December 12, 2019
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glove slap

A synonym for "high five" that is used in baseball. A celebratory gesture.
Cal Ripken made a good play, so I went over and gave him a glove slap.
by ThunderManzi March 25, 2011
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Ninja bitch-slap

When a regular bitch-slap just isn't enough, a Ninja bitch-slap incorporates the ancient use of covert agents or mercenarys of feudal Japan specializing in unorthodox arts of war. The functions of the ninja included espionage, sabotage, infiltration, assassination, as well as open combat in certain situations. The underhanded tactics of the ninja were contrasted with the samurai, who were careful not to tarnish their reputable image.

A properly executed Ninja bitch-slap will probably land you a top spot on the bad ass list, right under Chuck Norris.
Scott: I wouldn't mess with Trevor if I were you, man.
I heard he Ninja bitch-slapped one guy so hard he left the country- completely disappeared...

Joey: That guy graduated dumbass,
he works at Taco Bell.

Scott: Oh, did he, Joey?
..Did he?
by thesameoldshit March 9, 2010
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