Gargoyle Shit

"Taking A Gargoyle Shit" is the act of perching oneself on the toilet bowl as though they were a gargoyle in order to encourage the flow of the bowels.

This is often seen as a dangerous act if one is not careful: shit may spew.

This is also considered a dangerous act if one is perching oneself on an unsturdy toilet bowl: glass will shatter, then shit will spew.

John: Oh, man, Dan took a gargoyle shit last night. It didn't end up very well.
Michael: Why not, bro?
John: Well, he spewed too hard and shattered the glass and now he's down at the dean's office talking about how he's going to pay for the dorm's toilet.

Erica: I broke up with Anthony last night.
Jenna: How come? You guys were doing so well.
Erica: He took a gargoyle shit and ruined the toilet in my grandmother's house.

by Ja'mie Antoinette May 14, 2011

Wasabi Shits

The rapid onset of abdominal cramping and diarrhea caused by eating Sushi. Effects usually manifest within a half hour after eating.

"Bob just had a Rainbow Roll, and then ran to the bathroom with a bout of the Wasabi Shits."

by Darth Coco the Junky Pimp May 18, 2010

shit blitzed

The act in which one is inebriated to the point of passing out.

Wow, how about how shit blitzed that guy was the other night.

by kowtowndevils September 18, 2006

shit cubed

The epitome of evil, typically someone from the gutter who is the epitome of evil.

Stalin, Hitler, Pot Pot and a few other shining gentlemen who are shit cubed.

by Fearman August 19, 2007

No Shit, Sherlock!

You can reply with this when someone says something extremely obvious.

Person 1: *insert something stupid shit here*
Person 2: No Shit, Sherlock!

by Swag3tti December 21, 2015

vodka shits

The extremely smelly shits that you do after a night of drinking vodka

I had really bad vodka shits this morning.

by JackLowe11 August 6, 2016

Shake That Shit

A Philly Dance that went Viral after Rap Group Philly Goats Released a Music Video called "Broke shit" Clips of the dance blew up then spread Rapid around Philadelphia having the whole city Shaking That Shit. Months later New Jersey tried to steal the hype and Credit from Philly claiming its their Dance but that ended up being false as the Dances are similar but are entirely different.

"Yo Im bouta shake that shit" "My girl told me shake that shit for 20 dollars" "Shake that shit to the left 2 the right" "I just got my paycheck so im bout to shake that shi"

by DaBronxFinest October 6, 2021