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Potato

A potato is an awful cheerleader who thinks they are good. These potatoes are happy to be potatoes. These "cheerleaders" struggle to excel. They are funny to watch. If you find a potato team, call them potatoes because they love it.
"Wow you're such a potato"
"Thanks we know. We love it"
by Straightfacts August 29, 2014
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An adjective that most people use to describe a crappy device. Notably cameras and computers, on YouTube.
May also be used to describe something that is cheap as dirt.
Did you film this with a potato and edit it with another one?
by A dying goat December 5, 2017
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Somebody who looks, walks talks, and acts like a potato. Also, if your name is Aiden Blakely you are automatically cosidered a potato.
hi potato
by john bron October 16, 2017
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Potato Male

A potato male is a frail and weak male compared to other higher class males such as Yogurt males and Gigma males. They are very self conscious and hate going to the gym and people that go to it. Unlike Yogurt males they try to make there life simpler but end up making it the most complicated thing on earth by overthinking everything. Basically, these guys are the guys that get bullied in school
OMG EEWWW! Is that guy a Potato male?
(runs away)
by The Yogurt male July 25, 2022
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Potato Balling

The placement of two small (or large) potatoes in a man’s shorts or Speedos with the express purpose of attracting women through his supposed physical endowments. This is a sad act engaged in primarily by men who are quite short or very pale skinned or skinny or butt ugly. Also, it is the gait affected by the man with said potatoes in said shorts.
Look at that little skinny guy Potato Balling down the beach. His jewels are moving too independently of each other to be for real.”
by AhLaVache August 26, 2013
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You will know a *potato* when you see one
My cat is a VERY fat potato
by HAHahaaaaa11 November 23, 2021
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Sweet Potato

A sweet potato is when a thot plays your skin flute while your driving a tractor.
"Hey, whats up?"
"Not much, Just got a sweet potato. You?"
by St0rmTesticles September 12, 2021
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