A useless, piece of ass, disaster of a thing, located on the right of the actual keyboard. Mostly used for shitpost in VC, toggling macros, the occasional banker that uses it religiously, making the right side of the computer not blank, and making the screen on a computer a few inches longer...
person x: Hey how long has it been since you last used the Numpad for anything serious...
person y: ...
person y: ...
by [Jesus Prime] January 16, 2023
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Someone else: Hey I’m breaking up with you.
You: ok that’s cool I’m numbly broken to where it doesn’t hurt anymore.
Someone else: Hey I’m breaking up with you.
You: ok that’s cool I’m numbly broken to where it doesn’t hurt anymore.
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The Numark effect is when a weight scale says someone is significantly more heavier than their actual weight. This effect gets it's name from a man named Numark, who is known for being fat and heavy when in reality he isn't.
I once experienced the "Numark effect" while getting my weight checked, the scale said I was 284 kg when in reality I was around 73 kg.
by An Unknown Human February 3, 2023
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When superstitious (or arguably vain) people would dearly bid for items like car plates, phone numbers, and house units that display “auspicious” or “lucky” numbers, or a string of “patternful” digits.
Guesstimate how many million bucks the digital or numerical vanity business is worth every year in Asia and the Middle East.
by Fasters February 17, 2023
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