Mexican chili dog

To shit on a woman's boobs and then tity fuck her

Hey Dad can I get the Mexican chili dog

by Justin Beiber. The true April 12, 2011

Mexican Death Mix

A drink combination that includes the mixing Tequila, Margarita Mix, and Redbull. The ratio is up to the mixer however the most effective was 10 shots of Tequila, 1 cup of Margarita Mix, and 27 oz. of Redbull.

Steve: Hey man what are you drinking?
Goose: Mexican Death Mix
Steve: Oh damn I heard that shit makes you go crazy
Goose: Indeed grab me my sombrero

by DaGooseMan12 September 22, 2011

Mexican-Grinch

An exceptionally heinous little halfling (typically of Mexican decent) that derives pleasure from crapping on the the merriment and kindness of innocent whites during the holidays. The Mexican-Grinch is a sad, lonely, vile critter that lives in seclusion with an unfortunate poor stolen dog (held in hostage against its will). Once a year before Christmas, this small slimy nasty creature crawls out of hiding to break into decent homes and "look through trash cans" in order to steal people's identity for it's green card. However, recent studies have shown that leaving a plate of fiber one brownies out can stop the Mexican-Grinch up from shitting all over your holiday!

Mexican-Grinch -
person 1- "Honey, did you use my credit card to buy George Lopez tickets?"
person 2- "NOOOO, Mexican- Grinch!!!!!
person 1- fuck.

by Viva La Donald April 22, 2018

Mexican Eye Goggles

Hanging your nuts in the eye sockets of your best girl while she lays on her back, causing her to experience a testicular eclipse.

When I gave Sue the Mexican Eye Goggles she thought the power went out!

by Hoz-B November 22, 2007

Mexican back massage

The act of directly farting on another person. To press your ass against their body and break wind.

After all that taco bell, I was really giving out the Mexican back massages.

by Drop Dizzle February 5, 2007

mexican chain fight

The ancient act of when 2 rival gangs come together to settle a dispute, in the correct style that should be acted out. Both gangs form a circle and their strongest fighters choose a random length of chain from the ground. This art has been handed down, from generation to generation of skilled fighters.

Gang#1) We challenge you to a MEXICAN CHAIN FIGHT!!
Gang#2) Okay, just pick an appropriate area to host our event, and then we will settle this like the civilized people that we have become!!

by Kapn October 25, 2004

Mexican Heart Attack

The intense, searing chest pains, similar to a regular heart attack, but caused by indigestion.

Also, any time someone exhibits the full symptoms of a heart attack, such as chest pains, severe gas, sweating, headache, nausea, dizziness or numbness in the arms, while not actually having a heart attack.

My mother went to the hospital Friday with chest pains. She's ok though, turned out it was just a Mexican Heart Attack.

by Wolf89 August 12, 2008