Stepping on my scarf

Hipster slang used to indicate when someone is particularly high under the effect of drugs, in analogy with the fact that he is unable to complete simple tasks as for example walk properly and/or put his scarf on.

1. He was so drunk he was stepping on his scarf.
2. Man, that stuff was so good I was stepping on my scarf for hours.

by scarfsteppin November 7, 2013

Irrigate my cANAL

1. What is a canal?
2. Irrigating a canal.... Watering water?

3. Anal sex without pulling out.

Irrigate my cANAL

"I just ate two bowls of beans and irrigated my cANAL."
"What is a canal? Please someone tell me."
"I just irrigated that girls cANAL!"
;
Girl 1 "Why are you walking so funny?"
Girl 2 "Somebody just irrigated my cANAL.'

by Dexter Hulk January 28, 2021

Shake my Steak

A command used to tell someone to give you a handjob.

"Welcome to Steak n' Shake. How can I help you?"
"Well for starters I'd like for you to shake my steak."
"Security."

by MerriamWWWebster August 15, 2014

My whole world

The love of your life🥰

“Babe, you’re my whole world”
“Baby, you mean the world to me”

by duhitspendeja_ March 18, 2019

suck my dick

when you want someone to suck your dick

hey babe can you suck my dick

by massive cock March 2, 2017

Oh My Girl

Oh My Girl, why would you not like them ? They’re fluffy as HELL. One, may I add is that they are talented as HELL. Two, may I add is that they’re pretty as HELL. Three, may I add, is that they DESERVE ALL THE LOVE.

Friend 1 : oH MY Go-

Me : aye aye aye ! Do not fear my friend, as you shall not use god’s name in vain, here instead of god, say, Oh my girl

Friend 1 : OH have you brought me out of my dark, empty desperation ! Oh my girl it shall be !

by Thegloriouspepperoni April 12, 2020

jacking my balls

Not doing anything, wasting time, lollygagging, being abnormaly lazy

Rob is over there working hard and im just over here jacking my balls.

by Stphano April 22, 2011