whatsup my jordan

Used by social rejects who have never felt a females touch

boy with small dick: Calm down jordan
boy who has never gotten female validation: Whatsup my jordan with hard j
anyway follow my insta @alaiyahskyee

by alaiyah April 3, 2021

Shit my purse

Shit my purse is when you shit yourself but you catch your shit with your butt before it ends up in your pants.

The other day, I farted really bad and I thought « I just shitted in my pants » but I was really happy to find out that I’ve only shit my purse.

by Ariannesugar April 8, 2021

jacking my balls

Not doing anything, wasting time, lollygagging, being abnormaly lazy

Rob is over there working hard and im just over here jacking my balls.

by Stphano April 22, 2011

Yes My Son

A term used, generally by males, to express excitement or congratulations.

Similar phrase: "Get in there my son!"

*Guy walks down the road with hot girl*
Guy 2: "Yes my son!"

by IlikeTurtles:) May 18, 2011

Beefing my grill

When someone invades your personal space or privacy with the effect of causing harm or distraction. A person may beef the grill of another without necessarily intending to.

"Yo, why the fuck you all up in my face, beefing my grill and shit?"

"Man, Mitch just wouldn't leave me alone about that cigarette I 'owe' him. He was totally beefing my grill."

"Tyrone was beefing my grill hard, so I clocked his ugly face in."

by poopSmear October 13, 2014

hold my weave

Expression made by a ratchet persona before getting into a really pointless, but very violent, fight.

Ratchet 1: "WHAT DID YOU SAY BITCH?"
Ratchet 2: "I SAID YOU AREN'T EVEN GUCCI"
Ratchet 1: "NA UH BITCH, I'LL SHOW YOU GUCCI!!"
*Ratchet 1 Glances to nearby ratchet"
Ratchet 1: "Nigga, Hold my weave!"

by Dubpone October 28, 2013

My whole world

The love of your life🥰

“Babe, you’re my whole world”
“Baby, you mean the world to me”

by duhitspendeja_ March 18, 2019