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Free Thinkers

The random hairs on your face that are somehow way longer and different than all the others
Person 1: yo man you’ve got a couple free thinkers
Person 2: oh shit man really thanks for the help
by i rented a goat September 16, 2022
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Free The Tip

when you free your dick from your pants and let it breath.
damn my penis feels restricted i should free the tip
by unleashed tip January 14, 2023
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free speech

A word that has lost its innocent image due to the constant abuse of the term by online radicals and liberals to silence everyone who is critical to a certain issue.
P1: Shut the fuck up, no one wants to reply on your spam threads retard.
P2: But I have the First Amendment! Anyway this is an imageboard, so fuck off! You don't belong here!
P1: You use free speech to make excuses for your spam? Come on, man.
by #LGCC9CCPP August 9, 2021
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free raid

when someone leaves there yeezys outside there locker and there in ur size its time to free raid
Andrew got his new Timbs free raided last week
by doctadittoo January 29, 2018
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free vaping

when you openly vape in an area
I'm free vaping.
She's free vaping in there!
Time to free vape!
by emmaegg March 9, 2022
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free-food fiasco

Da frequent sabotaging of one's attempts to "eat wholesome" or stay on a strict low-cal/carb diet to lose weight and/or otherwise improve his health by purchasing only "basic" and "natural" groceries; said messing-up occurs when either you get jovially invited to "consume mass quantities" by your Coneheads-appetited buddies at a party or backyard barbecue, or you unexpectedly come across some leftover/discarded food that is still safe/edible... hey, for this latter example, you absolutely HAVE to eat it, right? We can't be wasting food, now, can we, especially when there are children starving all over the world; it saves on your grocery-bill, as well. And besides, salvaged food --- by the virtue of your conscientiously not letting it go to waste --- isn't fattening, anyway; only food that either you're served or you actually go and PURCHASE adds on da pounds... everybody knows THAT!
Two classic examples of a free-food fiasco are (1) where Hagar goes out on his porch and finds a huge cornucopia of tasty rich treats labeled, "For Hagar"; he sadly remarks, "This always happens whenever I go on a diet!", and (2) where the irritable and acutely-nicotine-dependent Dr. Becker is trying to give up da cancer-sticks, but then finds several unopened boxes of them in a dumpster behind his workplace.
by QuacksO August 12, 2019
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Free and independent

In a relationship, when two people break up, being free and independent means one of them wants to see other people
"I'm sorry we didn't work out, but I need to be free and independent for a little while"
by Boiy June 22, 2016
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