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ME: Hey guys what if some girl had like an 8 inch long clit, what would you do?
Everyone: Ohhhhhhhh come on get him the bow of shame, yous a bum ass clit-dick
Everyone: Ohhhhhhhh come on get him the bow of shame, yous a bum ass clit-dick
by Clit-Dick Inventor January 11, 2009
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2. Dick that is kept in a chastity cage so the male is unable to cheat or masterbate.
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Chad Sales puts his cuckold dick in a cage so his wife can fuck other men in front oh him.
Lil Sean got a cuckold dick because he got caught cheating on baby D and now she threw away the key so hes stuck wearing it. ROFL
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How to perform.
Step 1: flip board with dick
Step 2: put dick back in pants mid air
Step 3: land and ride away
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Step 1: flip board with dick
Step 2: put dick back in pants mid air
Step 3: land and ride away
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