A: "Hey B., are you creaming custard"
B: "I told you, I was drunk and that was a mistake."
A: "I thought you said it made for nice shakes?"
B: "I told you, I was drunk and that was a mistake."
A: "I thought you said it made for nice shakes?"
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left over right
right over left
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right over left
then point to the bathroom
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