Twitter verification checkmark

A blue checkmark next to a Twitter account indicating that some doofus spent 8 dollars to look like a jackass

"John is a pompous douche who thinks he's better than everyone else because he bought a Twitter verification checkmark"

by Saulman500 February 4, 2024

Hey guys check out my new camera

That is not a camera 💀 (gun)

A; "Hey guys check out my new camera"
B; "That's a gun"
A; "Oh wait that's not a camera"

by accterm March 30, 2024

Rocky Mountain Reality Check

That final moment of clarity when he realizes that the “sports” bar his chatty, new male friends have taken him to is in fact a gay bar

Denver was great except that we missed that great , little vinyl lounge because the insurance agent need a Rocky Mountain Reality Check.

by GungaDinn May 19, 2024

Alaskan oil check

A sex act that involves inserting a frozen popsicle up a person's anus

Come by later and I'll let you give me an Alaskan oil check 😏

by Avrazchupac May 31, 2024

Pit PB Check

Pit Of Heresy Personal Best Check on Dungeon report

Pit PB check or get Ran

by Desssz June 3, 2024

Copy We Are Checking

Ferrari's response to their drivers asking questions was due to the unclear instructions given by the strategists.

Charles Leclerc: *asks a crucial question that will matter in the championship*
The strategists: Copy We Are Checking

by Belkan November 10, 2024

Golden Rain Check

When a man delays receiving a blowjob because he needs to urinate first. His thoughtful consideration ensures a more comfortable and enjoyable experience for both parties, with the expectation that the favor will be honored later.

“We were getting into it, but I had to hit her with a golden rain check—no way I was gonna risk that kind of distraction.”
"She was all set to go, but I had to call a golden rain check. Came back refreshed and ready for round two.”
“Gave my girl a golden rain check last night. She actually thanked me for the courtesy.”

by HAL9002 February 5, 2025