corned cream

a type or cream which is made when dry cured and thus corned

hey michael, i just corned some cream, you want it with some nachos. corned cream is cream which i cured

by mr terrific April 25, 2023

Cream Chipped Queef

Noun

1. When a woman queefs and discharges a substance that is visually similar in texture and appearance to cream chipped beef.

"I thought it might not be such a good idea to have sex with her after she did that cream chipped queef, but I was horny and in a breakfast kind of mood anyway."

by billebllunt December 11, 2013

strawberries and cream

The action of spanking her so hard her ass turns glowing red, and then finishing on her ass. it is the mix of this vibrant red and clean white that makes the term "strawberries and cream"

dude 1: bro me and my girl made strawberries and cream last night
dude 2: nice bro, up top *high five*

by 477 April 8, 2021

Cock Cream Donut

When a woman eats a donut off a man’s big sexy dick, then proceeds to give him head. The gentleman then cums onto said donut and forces the woman to eat the remainder of the donut covered in his jizz.

The nice man offered the woman a cock cream donut after she sucked his big delicious dick.

by dirtydeeds29 June 28, 2021

Creamed ice

A dessert made from ice cubes and cream, often to be confused with ice cream.
Creamed ice is a traditional dish of Norway.

Today we are going to make some ice cream, not to be confused with creamed ice, the official cereal of Norway.

by SodaWithoutSparkles July 28, 2021

Jelly cream pie

like a regular cream pie, but the woman is on her period. So it looks like a lil Debbie jelly cream pie.

I had a jelly cream pie for breakfast and my mouth still taste like salty pennies

by BFrick January 26, 2021

Cherry Cream Ale

When you use a can of beer like a fleshlight and then ejaculate into it, then mix it up and offer it to your girlfriend.

GF: "Hey Babe can you get me a drink?"
You: "Yeah sure, you want a Cherry Cream Ale?"
GF: "Sure? I don't remember us getting them but I'll try one."
You: "Okay, give me 5 minutes. And maybe turn up the music."

by fufck January 1, 2024