chocolate mud puppies

one or more quality poops, sometimes messy but not necessarily foul in stench

*Derek shitting in the bathroom*
Andrew- Derek, what the hell are you doing in there?!

Derek- shut up, I'm making some chocolate mud puppies here!

by Dhouse November 2, 2015

Chocolate Flash Bang

When you shart into a persons eyes temporarily blinding them.

I just gave him a chocolate flash bang and he was so scared.

by Midsize October 24, 2018

Chocolate creme pie

When one cums in another's Anus and then eats it out of their anus

I can't wait to get you home and eat chocolate creme pie

by Repacent March 25, 2023

Milk Chocolate Hottie

That shit you have after eating spicy food.

I just had the Milk Chocolate Hottie because last night I ate some 5 alarm chili.

by Patriasses March 2, 2015

Chocolate Milk#5896

A really cool guy on Discord.

Omg is that Chocolate Milk#5896? I'm a big fan!

by a random guy using urban dict May 20, 2021

Chocolate Alarm Clock

The act of shitting upon one's face whilst sleeping for the purpose of awakening them.

To sum up the heighth of his shitty morning, he was given a "Chocolate Alarm Clock".

by GayNegroid69 February 15, 2020

Dutch oven chocolate

When you go to give a Dutch oven to someone but you shart the bed.

I went to give my wife a Dutch last night oven but pushed too hard and gave her a Dutch oven chocolate instead

by anonymous September 8, 2021