Roast Beef Snatch

Referring to loose labia, also known as pastrami curtains because it can be easily blown around in the wind. However the term "Roast Beef" is generally for women whose snatch is more brown then pink, and the lips stick together like a grilled cheese sandwich. As age starts to progress, their meaty flaps start to dangle and look like two slabs of roast beef stuck together with mayonnaise, thus the term "Roast Beef Snatch."
I fucked this cheerleader the other day and her roast beef snatch looked like it went through a meat grinder.
by Uncle Renegade October 05, 2017
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Los Angeles Beef

When Captain Schwanz get horny and grows his beef.
Captain Schwanz was about to get laid, but first the Los Angeles Beef had to get hard and well done. Hard & well done means we're prepped for action.
by X7MCB December 11, 2021
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beef grape

A grape-sized sore on the vaginal opening.
Those who encounter the beef grape never live to tell, or simply don't want to.
by crucifixpolitix February 10, 2016
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beef mallet

Last night that slut went so hard she yarfed all over my beef mallet
by Lemuuu October 14, 2019
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beef hard

When something is super hard, or too hard.
"That math test was beef hard"
by beefhard May 20, 2019
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Beef Package

A phased describing not only a long but also girthy penis. To be considered a Beef package one’s penis must be at least 7 inches and 1.5 inches of girth
Micheal”did you see Daniel the other day? He’s packing
Fred”Yeah he’s got a beef package!”
by WABIT12321 October 20, 2021
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