David Vasil

Slovakian Madlad with an unrequited love of any female within a 3-foot radius. Sassy, Bougie, nasty dude. Basketball is their life although a fondness of kissing camera lenses has been acquired. His culinary skills are profound with a love for the taste of seasonal vegetables such as carrots. Amature filmographer and aspiring actor, his backward-facing videos are notoriously juicy.

Wow! Did you see that performance the other day...? almost as good as 'ol David Vasil!

by youplonkerrodney! April 11, 2020

David's hairline

that's a lot of damage; trash;

david's hairline needs some flex tape because it dooo

by ayowashere December 6, 2018

David

The guy who always win, the guy with the most girls but never shows his reletionships. The richest. The most handsome.

-David makes it look so easy bro. -Yeah he is the best

by Frank lucas—— November 20, 2021

dr. david haskell

A biologist who wrote a book that tortures high school students

Jim: "Did you hear about Dr. David Haskell?"
Phil: "Isn't that the guy who took off his clothes in the woods in winter and bitched about being cold?"

by DavidDoctor March 17, 2019

David

A name used to describe someone who has a great hunger for bare feet (mostly female... but not always). His love for feet replaces his social funcioning as a normal human being.

Omg that guy really licked my feet, he's such a David

by Wet-B May 5, 2023

Davide

Davide is a funny and handsome guy with a mustache. He's an amazing friend and he'll always try his best to cheer you up and make you smile if you've got a bad day. He's creative... Well maybe kinda weird and crazy as well but he's got the best ideas! You can always count on him because he'll put his friends even before his own health. (STOP DOING THAT DAVIDE) Whatever, he's more of a spontaneous type of guy and he never wins a bet so sometimes he ends up looking like a clown, a wet clown... Well let's skip those details... Davide is actually just adorable because you can trust him with everything and he's really honest and loyal... A true buddy but he doesn't sleep... Like never... He's probably a zombie... A cute and lovely one tho :)

Treat your Davide well, he deserves it.

Davide is always late for school.

by Goodsoup69 November 21, 2021

David Chung

Dave Chung, or more commonly known as "Big Chungus" or "Dave Chungus" is a DANGEROUS species. They often originate from South Korea, although North Korea is also a well-known origination location. They were originally discovered by Charles Darwin in 1789, and although not able to speak English at first, their first ever recorded words (in 1964) are said to be "bit too", and "yeah REALLY good" decoded by the Korean lingust Il-Sung-Po. They are a loving yet aggressive organism and sometimes can even break windows (if they too passionately support a football team). Most Davids support Man United and have a passionate hatred for all other teams. They also get drunk very easily after consuming one-eighth of a mexican 1968 ice-cold corona.

"Steer clear of David Chung, Rashford just scored a penalty!!!!"
"David Chung, you're not actually injured! Oh BIT TOO, I've done my knee"
"Hey have you seen David this weekend? I think he's in bed mate"
"Have you done something with your hair Dave?"

by gloryglory1878 March 7, 2019