by Greg/Blastoise June 10, 2010
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Closed doors look permanent—your health isn’t getting better; your financial situation isn’t improving; the chances of meeting someone look dim; you’re stuck in your job or not getting promoted—but God as your doorkeeper can just walk in and suddenly open them. Are you ready for these suddenlies, as He opens and closes the right doors to protect and propel you to your next level of growth or success?
by MathPlus November 10, 2021
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Senator, have you thought about the possibility of voting your conscience as an act of true leadership?
by Dr Bunnygirl October 9, 2019
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by WetYourMind March 31, 2017
Get the Airing your ass mug.This is a phrase used by Berserk fans to mock the poor english pronunciation of the 1997 Berserk opening "Tell Me Why" by Penpals. The original line is "put your glasses on", but the pronunciation is so horrible that it sounds like "grasses". This phrase is used to joke on the unexpectedness and betrayal of The Eclipse, the horrible animation of the Berserk 2016/2017 anime or a way to say someone is very narrow minded, oblivious, have bad taste or did something horrible since "they forgot to put their grasses on". There are many alterations available for this phrase: "(if only) they put their grasses on", "put your grasses on", "(he/she should've) put (his/her) grasses on", "(I should've) put (my) grasses on" . Along many more possible phrasings. This can also be used to mock people who spend too much time in there rooms as it is an extension of the joke "touch grass".
" If only Griffith remembered to put his grasses on, nothing would've been wrong".
"If only the Berserk 2016 animators remembered to put their grasses on"
"I should've remembered to put my grasses on before reading the Eclipse"
Talking about Berserk fan animation : "This is what the Berserk 2016 anime would looked like if I put my grasses on"
"That kid actually likes Berserk 2016, he should put his grasses on."
"Put your grasses on and stop watching the Berserk 2016/2017 anime"
"If only the Berserk 2016 animators remembered to put their grasses on"
"I should've remembered to put my grasses on before reading the Eclipse"
Talking about Berserk fan animation : "This is what the Berserk 2016 anime would looked like if I put my grasses on"
"That kid actually likes Berserk 2016, he should put his grasses on."
"Put your grasses on and stop watching the Berserk 2016/2017 anime"
by gwenbark July 15, 2022
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Get the bung your boose mug.Your lie in April (Shigatsu wa kimi no uso) is an anime about a pianist named Kousei Arima who does not have the will the play after his mother's death. The notes on the sheet music seem to disappear and he can not hear the notes of the piano even though his hearing is completely fine. Kousei hasn't touched the piano since 2 years back until he meets a violinist named Kaori Miyazono, who changes his life. Kaori pushes Kousei to play by putting him in piano contests. Kousei's mother forced him to play every note written on the page and beat him. He realizes he loves Kaori, but Kaori already loves his best friend, Watari. While performing together at a contest, Kaori faints and is hurried to the hospital. She gets a risky surgery done so she can have at least one more chance to play with Kousei. While Arima plays in the finals, Kaori's spirit plays with him and he realizes she had died in the surgery. Her parents give Kousei a letter from Kaori that says she's in love with Kousei since she was five and she never liked Watari. It also said Kaori used to play piano but switched to violin so that she could duet with Kousei one day. It said she was aware that she was about to die. Your lie in April is a very good musical anime and I recommend it.
by billieeilishhhh December 22, 2020
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