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Bean & Egg

Sometimes referred to as "the old bean & egg", is a sexual act which involves placing your nutsack on your partner's chin while simultaneously ejaculating into a flour tortilla, corn tortillas can be used but do not hold up as well. The tortilla does not need to be eaten but can be for bonus eggs.
Man, this morning I gave Shana the old bean & egg!
Nice bro...friggin a
by CantStopWontStopBungBungLao March 11, 2020
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egg pecker

Look at jay baos head, hes got a egg pecker!
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steakon and eggs

Steak bacon and eggs for breakfast, normally consumed by fat gunshop owners
"Andy is so fat he thinks he invented steakon and eggs"
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Suck an egg

Similar to ‘step on Lego’, a meaningless insult that has no correlation to an actual egg.
Bill: “ you’re so stupid
Susan: “suck an egg
by Idkapparentlyicandothis October 10, 2021
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Egg

something that is popped out from a bird's butt.
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Mega Egg

It’s when someone is so doo doo at living
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birmingham egg

Meal consisting of 5 scotch eggs cut in half and covered in masala sauce, served with a naan bread and/or chips (fries). Popularised by the b3ta newsletter in 2005, where it briefly became a viral meme.

Probably no longer possible to buy at your local chippy, but with only two ingredients it's easy to make at home.
"Hungry enough for a curry?"
"Nah, mate; just gimme a birmingham egg and let's bounce."
by Scatman Dan April 13, 2018
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