Ur mom

ur mom is a roast. When a stupid weakling says “hey guys? What is the math homework today”and you say you have to solve a problem about a fat person also known as YOUR MOM. The weakling will cry saying “don’t say that to my mommy” and he runs. You have passed life

Wow I a, such an amazing ur mom

by Hi peps November 20, 2019

ur mummy a fuckin gummy

The forbidden phrase. If someone mutters this, japan will be nuked 2 times again, The Universe explodes, Big Chungus dies.

Kevin: ur ancestors incestors
Bob: Not so fast, fucker.
Bob: Ur mummy a fuckin gummy
*Japan gets nuked 4 times in total, the universe collapses, big chungus dies of obesity*

by Daboder2 December 30, 2018

Ur Bro a Hoe

The absolute worst way to totally DESTROY someone in ANY given fight!

Tim: Ur mom gay!
Carl: Ur dad lesbian!
Tim: Ur granny tranny!
Carl: Ur sister is a mister!
Tim: Ur grandpap a trap!
Carl: Ur family tree LGBT!
Tim: Ur Bro a HOE!!

Carl gets disintegrated by ALIENS, THEN GOD FUCKING LEAVES THE SERVER!!!

by ComingAtYou May 16, 2018

ur nan a man

Use instead of the line: ur mum gay.

person 1: ur mum gay

person 2: no u

person 1: ur nan a man

person 2: *kills self*

by anonymous4206921694202169 May 7, 2018

ur mom

ur mom is you mother, its used when a bad joke was made by either friends or a bully. its not even funny, like its so 2018-

Jason: " you what the ugliest is? "
Toby: " YOuR Mom?! HAhaHAAhahHahHahHAa"

by Ari039 November 17, 2022

ur mom a hoe

ur mom a hoe - a good comeback

person1: "and what are you going to do?"
person2: "nothing, but ur mom a hoe"

by your_localbisexual January 15, 2022

Ur mom

Usually a female parent that is married to a man, but wee all know that she is g a y.

Haha ur mom gay dude!

by pooo1od January 16, 2020