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Saggy train

We’re u balls hang low
Ew they look like a saggy train
by Liammoza06 August 17, 2019
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Underdog Trainer

One whose job is simply to awaken the talent that's already inside others.
I never could have made it this far if it weren't for me finding the Underdog Trainer. She guided me through every possible situation until I was capable of standing on my two feet.
by Underdog43 August 21, 2019
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quiet train

A liberal oxymoronic invention. One a train certain cars are reserved as "quiet trains". These cars are supposed to have no music or talking.
Bro you can't talk to me, we're on the "quiet train"!

What? Quiet train? This old New York City train looks like it is from the soviet era. It is loud as hell, shaking all over the place, rickety, and constantly making creaking sounds. Why the hell would I not talk in here?

Bro, this city is full of looney liberals. You just have to turn your brain off and not use logic.
by dopexile August 25, 2019
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National trainer day

On February 20th, you will wear trainers to school or wherever you go.
‘They can’t put everyone is isolation or detention in national trainer day!’
by Hanna.hxxx December 10, 2019
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Dutch Train

That feeling when you suddenly remember about a completely inappropriate sexual advance in the workplace
Sam I just thought I'd mention that I'd completely forgotten about that

Oh thanks Joe I'd also completely forgotten about that. What a Dutch train!
by JonWilson November 7, 2019
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V-train

The pharmaceutical drug Vyvanse. Mainly used in reference to taking the drug (riding the V-train) It is used to treat ADHD and overeating disorders. Also known as V’s, lisdexamfetamime (chemical name) or speed.

It is similar to Adderall except Vyvanse has a lysine group attached to the amphetamine so it is activated by the GI tract. This is to prevent college kids from snorting the powder.

Effects come on after 45-90 minutes and peak at about 2-3 hours. Effects include increased energy, euphoria, motivation and increased cognitive function.

Side effects include

-Music sounding awesome
-Talking constantly
-Doing all your homework in 30 minutes
-Masturbating like 5 fucking times a day
-Feeling really fucking sexy
-Anxiety
-Diarrhea

-Realizing it’s been like 30 minutes since you beat your dick
-Immediately becoming super funny
-Having to explain to your family that it’s different that meth because it’s from a doctor.
-Transcending

Eventually the V-train comes to a stop and redosing or taking a lot causes a rapid tolerance increase. It is best to use as prescribed and build a tolerance so you can concentrate without transcending (as fun as that may be).
1.
Me: Hey did you get the homework done for today? I seriously couldn’t get it all done if I tried.
Friend: Hell yeah man, I hopped on the V-train and did it all in like 45 minutes.

2. Prostitute: Okay, I know you paid me for the whole night but can we take like a 30 minute break? You have fucked me like 6 times already and I’m sore.
Me: Nah, I’m on the V-train. Here it comes into the tunnel CHOO CHOO BITCH!
by danasp_42 February 3, 2020
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Wayne train

Somebody screams Wayne followed by another person copying them. This is carried on till stopped.
*someone screams Wayne*
*Others copy*
*Someone stops the train*
Jah: "wow what a Wayne train"
by The_shermanator69 February 5, 2020
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