The absolute apex of pathological liars. This individual doesn't just bend the truth, they sculpt it into elaborate masterpieces of fiction. Their reality is a hall of mirrors, where every reflection is a carefully constructed lie.
Here are some examples of "Liar Pro Max" usage with random people names:
Co-worker Conversation:
Mark: "Hey Sarah, did you get a chance to print those client contracts?"
Sarah (Liar Pro Max): "Absolutely, Mark! I finished them this morning. A bald eagle actually snatched them out of my printer and soared them straight to FedEx. Should be there any minute!" (The contracts haven't even been touched)
Neighborly Inquiry:
Jessica: "Hey David, how come your car was parked in my driveway yesterday?"
David (Liar Pro Max): "Wow, small world! Turns out gnomes are having their annual yodeling competition across the street, and apparently, my car is the grand prize. They borrowed it for the ceremony." (David was borrowing Jessica's car without permission)
Roommate Quandary:
Michael: "Dude, where's the last slice of pizza?"
Emily (Liar Pro Max): "Aliens. Definitely aliens. They beamed down last night with a giant spaceship shaped like a pepperoni and abducted the last slice for intergalactic research purposes." (Emily ate the last slice)
Co-worker Conversation:
Mark: "Hey Sarah, did you get a chance to print those client contracts?"
Sarah (Liar Pro Max): "Absolutely, Mark! I finished them this morning. A bald eagle actually snatched them out of my printer and soared them straight to FedEx. Should be there any minute!" (The contracts haven't even been touched)
Neighborly Inquiry:
Jessica: "Hey David, how come your car was parked in my driveway yesterday?"
David (Liar Pro Max): "Wow, small world! Turns out gnomes are having their annual yodeling competition across the street, and apparently, my car is the grand prize. They borrowed it for the ceremony." (David was borrowing Jessica's car without permission)
Roommate Quandary:
Michael: "Dude, where's the last slice of pizza?"
Emily (Liar Pro Max): "Aliens. Definitely aliens. They beamed down last night with a giant spaceship shaped like a pepperoni and abducted the last slice for intergalactic research purposes." (Emily ate the last slice)
by chaffchaffchaffchaffchaffchaff June 2, 2024
Get the Liar Pro Maxmug. Max is an awesome person. He loves sports, is the most loyal friend someone could have and is one of the funnest people you have ever met. Hold onto Max, he will be one of the greatest friends you will ever have.
Guy 1: Who’s that guy over there, he looks awesome
Guy 2: Ih that’s Max, he is the greatest person I have ever met
Guy 2: Ih that’s Max, he is the greatest person I have ever met
by MacAndCheese358 November 23, 2021
Get the Maxmug. A charming guy who seems nice at first, but don’t let that fool you. He is actually the most manipulative piece of shit you’ll ever meet. He pretends to be perfect in front of people but in the shadows, he’s a creepy possessive bastard who will continue to claw his way back into your life. Avoid at all costs!
by The ink demon June 3, 2019
Get the Maxmug. The greatest sandwich store in the US. Home of the greenwich and filler of all stomaches. Max Blank, the founder and deli master of this chain is so amazing and so hot that he is a legend. He makes the greatest sandwiches in all the land and should be bowed down to whenever seen.
I went to Max's Delicatessen and will never be hungry again. (This supports the claim that Max Blank can end world hunger.)
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by Tmoney-albumdrops08 August 12, 2007
Get the Max's Delicatessenmug. Drake-Maxxing is where someone tries to get their Johnson the size of drake. It’s usually very painful the way they do it, whether if it’s sticking a electro pad to it then cranking it up to 50 volts or putting it in molten glass. Whatever to become sigma.
When was the last time you were Drake-Maxxing, you look weak af.
by Notmatt the legend June 10, 2024
Get the Drake-Maxxingmug.