Charlie Kirk'd

When someone jizzes on your neck.

Oh my god. I didn't think he could blast such a load, but he Charlie Kirk'd me.

by Nerpnerp October 1, 2025

charlie

a cutie, but can be a dick, and is a dry texter

me :hey how are you?
charlie: good
me: cool...
charlie: ok

by justmedontworry August 17, 2020

Bad Time Charlie

The friend who doesn’t want to hang out, but only seems to be around for the most difficult life experiences/emergencies.

I can’t seem to have a normal, fun date with him. The sky always has to be falling for us to meet up, he’s some sort of a Bad Time Charlie!

by Hedon October 30, 2023

Charlie

Way uglier than zach
Physically unable to play fortnite
Has a tiny shlong

Charlie: I wish I was zach!!!

by Randomguywhosverycool June 5, 2020

Charlie

Saggy and old pedo

You are Charlie

by Zoobygoo December 9, 2019

Charlie

Where do I start, Charlie is the most loving creature you'll ever meet, he will listen to your problems all day, take you out to eat.

He likes cuddles his hug his the best you will wish to hug him for internally.

I love you Charlie so much that I will do anything to have in my life again...

We may never meet again but have a good life.

We will meet in another life.

Charlie 4ever

By. Your love

by The. Simp November 21, 2021

Charlie Kirk unlucky landing

The EVIL Fortnite POI where Charlie Kirk opened a misfortune cookie and then got immediately shot in the neck.
Something something Candace Owens.
"Woah, this cookie says i'm going to get shot in the neck!"

"Charlie Kirk unlucky landing evil fortnite POI ow ow I'm getting shot lowk."

by JohnGlue October 26, 2025