bears vs babies

Big fuzzy creatures eat small children.

"hey, you want to play bears vs babies?"
"yeah! let's eat some children!"

by a space lobster March 2, 2021

baby bear paradox

whenever a world, phrase or symbol describes itself perfectly baby bear just right

The name for the baby bear paradox is so baby bear (just right) in that it describes itself.

by Benwashere October 9, 2016

un-bear-eavable!

Adj. Pertaining to that which is bearlike or involves a bear. Adapted from the word unbelievable so that bears can use it.

I beat that shit up like honey; it was un-bear-eavable!

by haylox9 November 7, 2010

oh teddy bear

A phrase said by H20 Delirious during a Dead Rising game play with Vanossgaming, and, now is said in any game that he sees a teddy bear in.

Vanoss: Delirious, come over here.
Delirious: Look, a gu- Oh teddy bear!

by MorkMuzzl September 27, 2017

Mayonnaise Teddy Bear

When you nut on a girls chest and you bear hug covering both you and her

Yo I heard you gave Megan a mayonnaise teddy bear?
Hell yeah dude, it was gross but kinda hot.

by BabyWhiteSeal July 29, 2019

Gummy Bear Fuckin

When you man is in missionary and uses his knees to squeeze n control your hips because he has exhausted his legs putting yours behind your head dropping that base.

Girl…I squirted and then he dropped down Gummy Bear Fuckin my honey hole! I think I saw the Multiverse!

by British Gal 1973 November 5, 2023

marky bear x

a laid back fella who will shower u in gifts and vodka if you follow markys way. he just loves lil boys x

AHHHHHHHHHH STOP IT marky bear x.

by DRAGONMYBALLSONURFACE123 November 17, 2016