Beat A Nightcrawler Day

On this day, (08/0/2023) you can legally beat up a nightcrawler from kaiju paradise.

Guy 1: *beats up a nightcrawler*
NC: *cant do shit since it's Beat A Nightcrawler Day*

by GDMinty1twitter June 8, 2023

Beat

A truly special and caring parent. Some may even call a Beat born to be a father.

That father is clearly a Beat and his children are lucky to have him.

by Jason Swarley Gmur August 7, 2022

beat the priest

Another way to phrase masturbation

“Mom don’t come in I’m about to beat the priest!”

by Capt jigglebottom January 30, 2018

beat

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i just beat the shit out of jimmy

by ballsackballs December 12, 2021

How to beat the game

How to officially beat the game is to blurt it out during coitus making both people losing during such an act cancels the loss out

Jim: Hey frank guess what?

Frank: what?

Jim: The game haha you lost

Frank: doesn't work on me I beat the game
Jim: that's not possible how did you beat the game
Frank: I said it during sex

How to beat the game

by Uwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwu January 2, 2021

street-beat

the usual pace of walking when most people are in a hurry: it is faster than a quickstep, slower than a double-time; it is almost as if you are walking to the rhythm of dance music.

the street-beat of people was so predictable that you could set your wrist-watch to it.

by Paulytaz March 9, 2019

beat up a journalist day

National beat up a journalist day is on December 19th every year

Cool kids: Hey Jack know what day it is?
Jack: No, Please no not again
Cool kids: ITS BEAT UP A JOURNALIST DAY BUDDY

Jack: Dude I’m from Glendale I’m hard whatchu mean
*jack gets his shit rocked*
Jack: hEy, I sTiLl GoT mY rInG tHoUgH😭

by Bestfornothing_Benji December 18, 2019