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Talking Parrot Phenomenon

The sudden inexplicable inability to demonstrate an action to an audience specifically summoned to view said action.

This phenomenon receives its name from the premise of a pet "talking" parrot who is suddenly silent when guests are invited to see it "talk." "I swear!," says the owner, "He says all kinds of stuff! He says 'hello', he says our names! Really! I don't know why he won't do it now...." while the guests nod and say, "Suuure, he talks. We totally believe you."
EXAMPLE:

You "Every time I try to load this page I get a weird error message. I restarted and everything. Come in here and look at this."

IT Employee: "OK, show me what it's doing."

You: Repeat action that has resulted in a error 17 times in a row. Page now loads no problem. "I swear, it was giving me an error every single time before you were standing here. Talking Parrot Phenomenon, right there."

IT Employee: Gives you skeptical eye.
by Death & Taxes April 10, 2013
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<.7.9.7.6.>I Only Like Talking Out Of The Right Side Of My body<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>I Only Like Talking Out Of The Right Side Of My body<.7.9.7.6.>
by Adujasty343 June 7, 2025
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Butt talk

The action of separating and closing ones butt cheeks while talking. Giving the allusion that the butt is speaking.
Dude! Last night I made Barbara's butt talk!
by TheMagicTy February 28, 2016
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Talking about snails

When somebody says something that doesn't make sense/is illogical, they are talking about snails.
"You think the Earth is flat? You're talking about snails"
by snailtime September 29, 2023
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<.7.9.7.6.>Your Mother Talks So Much In <&>AndA<&>Out Of Her Mouth That, I, Angel Jose Robles Thought That The Mother Swallowed A Carrot<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>Your Mother Talks So Much In <&>AndA<&>Out Of Her Mouth That, I, Angel Jose Robles Thought That The Mother Swallowed A Carrot<.7.9.7.6.>
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No Cock No Talk

To simply put it if you don’t have a cock don’t talk about the experiences and struggles of men in a negative manner
Omg men are so timid at they have no feeling - Suzy

Omg shut the fuck up Suzy No Cock No Talk -Brian
by Her bestfriend who will always November 5, 2020
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bloat talk

Typical YouTube video where it is too long for meaningful content. Also, in real life, where someone is gaslighting you or just blowing themselves with hot air.
YouTube is becoming 99% bloat talk and 1% creative content.
by KZ112Nitroboy February 20, 2025
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