When your bro makes an statement or observation that is very obvious, you respond with; Chin Nuts!!
This is due to the fact that if your nuts are on her chin, your dick is in her mouth.
This is due to the fact that if your nuts are on her chin, your dick is in her mouth.
by Meat Pony July 2, 2021
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by Jamil Hassan October 12, 2018
Get the Birthday Nut mug.The common occurrence that men experience after an intense fap session, to be Nutted Shut is quite a painful experience, as one temporarily lacks the ability to piss.
It is a long tedious process to try and urinate after masturbation, but if you manage to (very unlikely), you will be met by the most god-awful burning sensation you have ever experienced. This specific sensation feels like you are being stabbed in the urethra by millions of tungsten carbide needles. The only people who can somehow tolerate/avoid this little scenario is the fap aficionado, which is mentioned in a different article.
It is a long tedious process to try and urinate after masturbation, but if you manage to (very unlikely), you will be met by the most god-awful burning sensation you have ever experienced. This specific sensation feels like you are being stabbed in the urethra by millions of tungsten carbide needles. The only people who can somehow tolerate/avoid this little scenario is the fap aficionado, which is mentioned in a different article.
Jerry Jerkoff: Ugh...
Freddy Fapsalot: What’s wrong jerry?
Jerry Jerkoff: Oh man, I just Nutted Shut so bad today.
Freddy Fapsalot: Dude, you could have prevented that by pissing before you decided to choke your chicken.
Jerry Jerkoff: Thanks Freddy, I’ll use that the next time I feel horny and lonely.
Freddy Fapsalot: What’s wrong jerry?
Jerry Jerkoff: Oh man, I just Nutted Shut so bad today.
Freddy Fapsalot: Dude, you could have prevented that by pissing before you decided to choke your chicken.
Jerry Jerkoff: Thanks Freddy, I’ll use that the next time I feel horny and lonely.
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Uranium filled pleasure pustules. In which belong to Dylan, that slimy bastard. That slippery soup stick. That devious man.
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Pete: “Well John, when you gotta Haze nut you gotta Haze nut.”
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