ledge snake

When someone is stopping you from getting back onto the stage in Super Smash Bros.
Stop being a ledge snake Tomas and let me grab the ledge.
by nmorganelli March 05, 2021
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Burping the Snake

Another name for masterbating. Beating the Meat, Choking the Chicken, wacking off, etc.
She was out on another business trip so I was stuck at home, burping the snake.
by Giarraputo October 22, 2018
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Snake In A Fishbowl

When air is blown into a condom and slid over the head of a penis.
PERSON A: "Woah is that a snake in a fishbowl"

PERSON B: "No. It's just my dick"
by 4:20 Braised steak it June 02, 2014
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Carpet Snake

A smooth operator who likes to fly under the radar. Comes across as nice and well intentioned but be weary, as soon as the opportunity arises they strike.

Keep them away from the wife.

Don’t give them anything they can use against you to their advantage.

Generally less is more with these types.
Old mate is a real carpet snake, give him nothing because he’ll throw you under the bus
by Chips Magee June 10, 2022
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Jungle Snake

Jungle Snake: (noun) A beautiful woman that you take home drunk from the bar but when you go to do the deed a massive snake hits you in the forehead
Man I brought this girl home last night, she was hotter than Shakira in a too piece, but when we went to do the deed it hit me in the face, it was at that point that I knew, this was not a woman, this was a Jungle Snake
by farmtruck532 November 24, 2022
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snake owned

To be made a fool of; To make a fool of; To confound or prove wrong; embarrasing someone: Being embarrased. to own someone; be owned to extreme conditions.
you are walking by a table in the cafeteria where the hottest girls in your school are sitting. you accidentally rip one really loud. you cannot blame this event on anyone else. u feel like there's a stick of butter sliding its way up ur anus rim, then u shit ur pants. trying to play it cool, u sit down next to the girls. u hear squish. you are snake owned.
by allahiah January 22, 2007
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Hey there Billy, wanna go for some love time? ...my hand works great on a snake.
by DickieMH January 07, 2016
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