A guy who comes off as a total idiot, but is an absolute mastermind, who is 10 steps ahead of you. His genitalia is so heavy that it weighs him down.
by DumpyUndies33 November 22, 2021
Get the Davidmug. The absolute gayest thing you will ever have the displeasure of meeting. You will want to kill yourself anytime he is in the room
"Oh no it's david"
"I'll get the shotgun"
*gunshot sound*
David: "why do they always kill themselves"
"I'll get the shotgun"
*gunshot sound*
David: "why do they always kill themselves"
by MunkleMoment April 30, 2023
Get the Davidmug. a poop head. Definetly a poop head. You don't want to get close to him or else you'll be a poop head too.
by ew poop is gross July 6, 2018
Get the joshua david evansmug. by daddy long Legs #zephyr April 7, 2022
Get the david harismug. by Imsuperrpoopy November 20, 2023
Get the david louangsanamug. His a big soft teddy bear he has a heart of gold he would do anything for anyone he will make you laugh when having a bad day he is a good friend always there when you need to talk he always makes you feel comfortable
He gets shy sometimes but its cute he gets lost for words but gets his words out aventually if you ever meet a David handle with care because his probably been broken and dosnt know how to fix himself he has lots of love to give so don't take advantage of him cause you fuck with him you won't get another chance
He gets shy sometimes but its cute he gets lost for words but gets his words out aventually if you ever meet a David handle with care because his probably been broken and dosnt know how to fix himself he has lots of love to give so don't take advantage of him cause you fuck with him you won't get another chance
David is adorable
by Itz_angel_baby November 6, 2023
Get the Davidmug. by Every single person on earth December 1, 2022
Get the David Jimug.