Cream Pit

It's when you're in the Face Down Ass Up postion where you spread open your asshole. Then the top has to anally gape the asshole quickly like your digging pit. After sometime the hole is gaped you then have to cover it with a shallow grave of cum which would present a Cream Pit.

Damn I had my asshole cream pit last night with the guy I meant at the bar. He quickly gaped my asshole and then cover the gaping hole with cum.

by Ghxlu March 18, 2025

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by AnyBusinessCountriesDigitalFoo April 2, 2025

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Wet Turtle Cream

(verb) when a man makes a pan of delicious brownies, and immediatly upon removal from the oven, inserts his dick directly into the center of the steaming hot brownie pan then immediately sticks his erect dick into ice cream.

"Hey Greg, would you like a brownie? They are fresh and very hot."
"Sure, I'd love one...Wait, what the hell? Why is there a hole in the middle of the pan of brownies?"
"I wet Turtled them."
"Oh Fred, you scank!"
"Ginkies Greg! All I did was wet Turtled them... hey do you have any ice cream?"
"Why yes Fred we have some cookies and cream, would you like some?"
"Yes sure, bring it over I will scoop some for us."
"Ginkies Fred I can give you an ice cream scooper, why are you scooping it with your dick?"
"Um duh Greg haven't you ever heard of a wet Turtle cream? Creme de la crem dude."

by Orange Kookaburra September 2, 2022

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