Josh

Typically the baddest, best looking mother fuckers on the planet. To know a Josh is to know wisdom. To know a Josh is to know humour. To know a Josh is to know sexual prowess. Josh’s can be found all over the world and have a reputation for being charming, kind, witty, and hopelessly romantic. Josh’s are know for rescuing damsel’s in distress and volunteering their time at animal shelters and old folks homes. However, despite their appealing demeanour and calm attitude, Josh’s have the mental fortitude of a Navy Seal, the strength of a full grown silverback Gorilla, and the loyalty of a wolf. I’m other words, so not mess with a Josh.

Did you know the World’s Most Interesting Man’s first name is Josh?

by Polaris07 November 22, 2021

josh patt

A person who struggles speaking to women

You are such a josh patt

by G4_KUP December 17, 2024

Josh

A wittle cry baby who has the emotional maturity of a toddler with the hairline of a 50 year old balding man. His brother is a rumple and his neighbor is a heifer. Those last 2 things are not exactly about him but they had to be said. If you date this man, just know he will ask you to move in with him too soon, be the most insecure man ever, cry over you, get mad at you for going out without him and send you feminine paragraphs about how you mess with his mind. His 4 inch dick is the only thing standing between him and womanhood.

Girl 1: See Josh over there?
Girl 2: Wait thats a man?

by Joshua Ketner April 1, 2025

Josh

Someone that trys sport but does not achieve anything. Usually cricket player that buys bat that he thinks are good but are shit and are timber.

Josh has a shit cricket bat

by Josh is shit April 17, 2019

Josh

Josh is cool. He follows the example of our lord and savior, Shrek, and is the most coolest and amazing person you will ever meet. If you are dating a josh, leave him immediately as he is too good for you. Thanks :)

Is that a josh?

Yeah, he’s so handsome!

Yeah, but I’m not good enough for him...

Same, but shrek will still guide us

by NBD | Ulti November 5, 2020

Joshed

To get scammed on the internet by a man

ho you just got joshed i told you not to send him any money

by NeveraBeenJoshed October 29, 2017

Josh

Josh is a unexpected expected being that came from nowhere

Josh is so random

by The Milk-Men November 22, 2021