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Vagina

Some guy: Dude this girls asking me if I want to go into her vagina
Some guy 2: Get ready for a whole new world
by Lil Unicorn August 21, 2020
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vagina

the muscular tube leading from the external genitals to the cervix of the uterus in women and most female mammals.
He inserted the penis into the vagina
by YouGotCoconutMalled January 19, 2022
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Vagina Vance

It means “badass” or a guy that gets a lot of pussy
Did you know Noah made out with 6 girls this week? He’s a Vagina Vance!
by Kyler76 November 15, 2019
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Vagina

Man no vagina, woman vagina
by AdrianoDaVinci May 1, 2022
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Vagina ham

The worst type of female genital abuse when you get abducted and wake one day with"vagina ham," i.e. a thick newer inner labia that resembles a fucked up drawn flower, covered vagina grooves that then moreso resemble "apple pie" consistency, and a donut-esque squishy covering where your cervix is located.

Probably done by someone trying to trap you in a place to drug you because you're a threat to them and they can't exist without using and exploiting vagina.
I stayed with my creep as dad for a few months and got vagina ham.

That dude literally got so threatened by me and a mental prowess that he gave me vagina ham.

My family was afraid that I'm gay, and I am... but I got vagina hammed before I could come out.

Some horrible abduction happened to me and now I'm vagina hammed.

I got trapped at my parents' house after moving back and then got vagina hammed, then I got drugged and abused for years.
by h84cvltlyfe February 17, 2022
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Vagina Smoothy

The act of laying on your back , legs spread with a spoon full of yogurt making airplane sounds being hand fed to your vagina. If you do a squeeze your coo-coo muscles at the appropriate time the spoon will come out clean. You then shake your hips back and forth to mix the yogurt with your natural lubricants making a vagina Smoothy.
Yo, my girl had another yeast infection so we grabbed probiotic yogurt and a spoon to make a Vagina Smoothy.

You cleaned your spoon, now you’ll have a vagina smoothy
by Knowledge Sponge July 1, 2023
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Vagina Bagging

The sorting of and storing of used, battered vaginas.
"This cougar night seems played out, I'm going to have to a lot of vagina bagging."
by supremevillianxaby April 18, 2012
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