A Gazal toe is a genetic deformity inherited at birth. A sign of wisdom, the Gazal toe has been the subject of juvenile bullying for hundreds of years, the first documented Gazal toe was seen on one of the more famous Palestinians of history, a man called Christ...Jesus Christ. As said in the 23rd Revelation of the Bible (only found in the premium edition) "The Gazal toe, gift of god, that of a prophet, will bring wisdom to said receiver, one with a Gazal toe shall not receive gods love, rather one with a Gazal toe is god" Jesus was said to have been loved because of his, but with great love, come hate (newtons third law). Recent study's have shown that a Gazal toe carries brain tissue which is 38 times more dense with neurons than regular head placed brains, this means one with such a 'deformity' is actually blessed with wisdom which regular muggles are not. In conclusion, Gazal toes are a sacred blessing and you should be grateful is you are blessed with one.
Wow, look at Ash's sweaty little Gazal Toe
Hey Sami, can i please lick your Gazal Toe next? I've been waiting a whole hour!!
Hey Sami, can i please lick your Gazal Toe next? I've been waiting a whole hour!!
by touchofawoman July 24, 2023
Girl: I wanna fuck someone right now, I want a really hot dirty blonde boyfriend to fuck!
Boy: But you got your first kiss a month ago, stop being such an aspiring sophomore toe.
Boy: But you got your first kiss a month ago, stop being such an aspiring sophomore toe.
by Jeffsmith1738 March 22, 2018
by cheese is great on rye January 25, 2015
by Uncle Spandy January 07, 2022
Having long stringy almost noodle like toes with rescinding toe nails. Often associated with poor smelling feet and high dorito consumption.
Phil: "Look how long and noodlely jonathan's toes are!"
Jackson: "Yup, Jonathans got a bad case of spaghetti toes."
Jackson: "Yup, Jonathans got a bad case of spaghetti toes."
by fuzzdonkey December 12, 2017
Being fond of toe-sucking
by MonkiesDontExist April 07, 2020
by toe tickler 3000 December 14, 2016